02/22/2005
Fabrice, Fabrice, Fabrice
TVgasm has the play-by-play on a reunion of the ejected Bachelors from The Bachelorette, including the still-in-denial Fabrice:
"Fabrice was then grilled about all the gay rumours floating around about him. "Are you gay?" Chris asked. Fabrice's reply? "No, I am not." WTF!!!! "These people should get a life," he said, possibly referring to myself and anyone else reading this column. He stated that he was at a nightclub in Chicago when a photographer asked him to take his shirt off and pose for the camera, and THAT'S when all the rumours began! He forgot to mention that said nightclub was GAY.
Fabrice was then asked if he peeked at the guys in the shower, to which he replied, "I'm not going to F*^! a woman on stage to prove I'm not gay." This was followed by a nervously laughing Fabrice and an awkwardly silent audience. Moments later, when Josh told Fabrice that he almost vomited watching him try to suck face with Jen, Fabrice responded with, "Try imagining my tongue down YOUR throat!" This was again followed by a nervously laughing Fabrice and an awkwardly silent audience, in addition to a bewildered Josh. Does Fabrice look like he came out of The Jim Henson Workshop or is it just me?"
Considering the dozens of emails I've received from readers of this blog with in-the-flesh tales of Fabrice, the French "actor" only has a short time before reality catches up with him.
(via realityblurred)
Posted 10:42 AM EST by Andy Towle in Film & TV | Permalink
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Ultimately....who cares if he is gay or not? He isn't a poliltician pretending to be straight and voting against gay rights or anything. Unless someone has slept with him, nobody knows for sure his sexual preference and whatever it is, it is totally his own business.
Posted by: Patrick | Feb 22, 2005 11:09:45 AM
Of course he's not a politician, Patrick...but he is an unsually dim French boy, hilariously so.
Posted by: cafegogo | Feb 22, 2005 11:16:35 AM
Dim. . . for sure. Annoying...yep. But I think he's quite pretty. If Andy thinks he looks Muppet-like, then I need to start calling myself a Muppet-phile.
Posted by: scotto | Feb 22, 2005 12:46:19 PM
Actually the biggest story from last night's Bachelorette was that host Chris Harrison finally received some camera time, lol.
So a photog asked Fabrice to remove his shirt for the Sound Bar pic? Hmm, Maybe it was the same photog who asked him remove his shirt for his Friendster profile...and Big Muscle page.
B-Side at TVGasm has been running those stories for weeks.
It seems like these were out of work actors, "hired" to come on the show.
Good heads up, Andy.
Rod
brotha2brotha
Posted by: rod | Feb 22, 2005 1:07:58 PM
Um...who cares.
Posted by: CriticalRN | Feb 22, 2005 5:37:53 PM
mmmm. i care. i think public ridicule of closet cases is FUN!!!
Posted by: anthony in sf | Feb 22, 2005 7:04:35 PM
I hope that this message somehow reaches Fabrice, "you are a scandal to our people, mon fils." French are known among other things to be people who do not hide who they are whether people like them or not. Stop hiding and be a man, ma petite!
Posted by: dan moschel | Feb 22, 2005 7:38:05 PM
The Bachelor is one of the most sexist piles of garbage on TV this side of The Swan--ironically produced (?) by a lesbian. Some kind of revenge for high school, I guess. What makes it worse yet is that they keep recycling players from other seasons. There's the current clueless blond media whore [mommy make her go away] and they're bringing back Andrew Melts My Gaydar Firestone!!! Chain him, her, Fabrice--all of them--to a barge and float them over to thefishbowl.com. That's where reality "stars" who don't know they're dead all end up anyway. Yet another sign that Jesus is coming soon. LOL
Posted by: Lolly | Feb 22, 2005 8:13:00 PM
Fabrice--isn't that a French laundry detergent made from smegma?
Posted by: Jim | Feb 22, 2005 8:14:39 PM