07/25/2005
World's Oldest Dildo Discovered
It's 28,000 years old and it was found in a German cave. "The prehistoric 'tool' was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone. Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers."
(thanks Iano)
Posted 5:01 PM EST by Andy in Art & Design | Permalink
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wow - almost 8 inches...
Posted by: ryan | Jul 25, 2005 5:27:28 PM
Ugh! Those Germans... The idea of an Ice Age dildo certainly makes for a good story, but this is probably first and foremost a) a baton used to for flint knapping, b) a lapidary polishing/burnishing tool or c) both. Probably both. Now that isn't to say some hot morphologically modern human didn't enjoy it's other attributes, but come on; sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And look at other sculpture from the same site. It's fairly detailed. It they'd wanted it to look like a cock they could have done a much better job. Thanks for endulging my geekitude...
Posted by: jtg | Jul 25, 2005 6:15:51 PM
Of course it's a cock... it's rock hard.
Posted by: Scott B. | Jul 25, 2005 8:47:50 PM
Drat....so that's where I lost it...guys...uh...hey...you mind giving it back to me?
Posted by: Barry | Jul 26, 2005 4:00:33 AM
Drat....so that's where I lost it...guys...uh...hey...you mind giving it back to me?
Posted by: Barry | Jul 26, 2005 4:02:15 AM
I prefer the soft jelly dildos that mold to your body. That thing looks like it hurts.
Posted by: Jess | Jul 26, 2005 2:07:59 PM
Hm. I thought Pastor Fred Phelps was the world's oldest dildo.
Posted by: Avatar | Jul 26, 2005 2:26:47 PM
ACH JA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Katy | Jul 27, 2005 1:02:33 AM
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Posted by: tom ward | Aug 4, 2005 11:02:18 PM
mr mundy is a dirty paedfile
Posted by: tom ward | Aug 4, 2005 11:03:17 PM
"paedophile"
Posted by: tom ward | Aug 4, 2005 11:04:12 PM
thats a nice find bet its worth a few bucks
Posted by: Live Sex Review | Dec 8, 2005 6:18:35 PM
That is amazing... I have a similar posting about my vintage dildo collection. It was kind of a scam on a scam.
Posted by: Bethany | Dec 9, 2005 5:10:27 PM
Don't dismiss wooden stuff, those guys knew what was good for them. You can keep your latex and rubber, wood is the way to go.
Posted by: Johan | May 19, 2007 4:43:13 AM