12/13/2005
There's nothing gay about the narwhal, unless you consider that the horny whale might be the most phallic object in the sea. I just found this article fascinating. I'm a nature freak, what can I say?
Glamour boy of Welsh rugby Gavin Henson wins best celebrity hairstyle of 2005 in UK Brylcreem poll. Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty voted the worst. David Beckham, once the 'mane' event, sinks to sixth.
Transactions on a dancefloor: the battle over Saturday Night Fever's most precious artifact. And no, it's not the white suit.
A couple days ago I posted about four amateur Bulgarian football players who were cut from their team because they were caught having sex in the locker room. Well, Outsports used their resources and had the article from the Bulgarian news service translated. Which makes the story far more interesting. The details include one of the players having had sex with a goat, a gypsy singer who receives gifts of Dolce & Gabbana cologne, and plenty of testicle fondling in the shower. We're still missing a key item, however — pictures.
Superman is Superhung and thus, Supertouched.
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Chris Evans named the third worst hairstyle of 2005?
I hardly even pay attention to his hairstyle especially when he is out of his shirt and showing his burning hot (literally) body in Fantastic 4.
Posted by: KEVIN | Dec 13, 2005 7:38:12 PM
I think there's a different Chris Evans in the UK. I completely agree about the U.S. version.
Posted by: andy | Dec 13, 2005 7:45:56 PM
"four amateur Bulgarian football players who were cut from their team because they were caught having sex in the locker room."
One guy seeing one guy groping three others in the shower hardly means 'caught having sex'!!!
By writing 'caught having sex' i thought they were REALLY getting in on???
Posted by: HisHolynessDPope | Dec 13, 2005 7:57:43 PM
I'm so glad someone else knows what a Narwhal is. I had this huge argument with a co-worker who didn't believe they were real. Maybe because I described it as the "unicorn of the sea." So I had to go to the book store next door get a nature book and show him the picture so he'd believe. Narwhal's rule the ocean like no other!!!
Posted by: Chino | Dec 13, 2005 9:45:40 PM
>>They have been caught doing this before, but the coaches thought that it was just drunken horseplay.”
It started at a bar called Martinitza, where the manager found the owner of the team with two transvestites and Anton, who is a homosexual gypsy singer.
Bless those horny Bulgarian boys. It's not just the players, it's the team owners, gypsies, transvestites and a fifteen year old boy with a goat. I really have to start watching more soccer matches.
Posted by: Jay Croce | Dec 14, 2005 12:44:23 AM
He looks like a hedgehog.
Posted by: Rad | Dec 14, 2005 11:44:05 AM
The rugby dude does have a nice hairdo.
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