01/26/2006
Cowboy or gay porn star? Who can tell anymore?
New York Post launches Page Six: The Magazine.
Fox reports that a 47-year-old female Southwest Airlines flight attendant has come forward to tell the world that Kenny Chesney isn't gay. Of course, given her quote, you might think exactly the opposite: “I taught him everything he knows. Renee should have called me, I would have told her, there’s no way he should be married.”
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Fox is reporting this? Huh - It's not in their nature to be exploitative and scandalous...Hmmmm.
[smirk]
Posted by: midnight lounge | Jan 26, 2006 11:42:52 AM
>>Chesney’s middle name is Arnold.
Arnold may have been involved with this older woman, or it might just be that she needs her meds adjusted.
>>(she)showed it off on the plane several times.
Singing stewardesses can't be entirely welcome by Southwest Airlines, and nobody likes a lover who'll "kiss and tell". This is not a reliable witness for the defense.
Even in the event there is a kernel of truth to her story.... Arnold would hardly be the first Gay man to sleep with a woman.
Posted by: Jay Croce | Jan 26, 2006 11:55:32 AM
How exactly does that prove that he's not gay? Jonathan Plummer was married for ten years and he's on the cover of CLIK.
Posted by: savvy101 | Jan 26, 2006 12:06:02 PM
It was reported on FOX? It MUST be TRUE!
"Next on South Park, Kenny Chesney locks himself in an airplane closet while Kyle and Stan insist he come out."
Posted by: Rad | Jan 26, 2006 12:16:58 PM
FOX has always had the brilliant strategy of hooking Americans by teaching morality by 'Fair and Balanced' NEWS and then playing shows like the Simpson's and "The Shield" on their other Channels. To some these are shows that push the envelope of so called decency. This way they appeal to all levels of American society. So it doesn’t surprise me that they would break this story.
I think this girl probably did bang Kenny but really who cares? And who cares if he is gay or not?
Posted by: Matthew Schooler | Jan 26, 2006 12:40:34 PM
"I tought him everything he knows" "There's no way he should be married." Hmmm. Her comments cut both ways. Note to Southwest - fire that nutcase.
Posted by: Sam | Jan 26, 2006 1:28:53 PM
Have you guys ever flown a Southwest flight? This type of nutcase is exactly who they want working for them! I live in Dallas, home of Southwest's HUB, and every flight I've ever taken with them is full of this type of attendant (notice I didn't say stewardess, although I sure thought about it). They, and their passengers, eat this type of shit up!
Posted by: wayne | Jan 26, 2006 1:33:09 PM
Okay, that's harder to swallow than the dry pretzels they serve. Oh, and if there's anyone Renee should have consulted, it's Peyton Manning. OUCH!!
Posted by: Matthew | Jan 26, 2006 1:44:42 PM
HiLARious!
Posted by: Gilli | Jan 26, 2006 2:00:49 PM
Being straight must make you terribly naive. It's really quite amazing how many previously married gay man I meet.
If Kenny Chesney is straight, I need to take my gaydar in for repair.
Posted by: Mike in the Tundra | Jan 26, 2006 3:40:34 PM
>>Cowboy or gay porn star?
It seems that question is on everyone's mind these days; .... Have you seen the new Miller Beer commercial?
The script reads something like this: "Bob was out with friends when he realized that his Western outfit was attracting the wrong kind of attention."
Does Miller think Brokeback is putting an unfavorable light on cowboy clothing? Should straight guys give up wearing cowboy hats? Will A&F be replaced by Tractor Supply?
It would be interesting to hear the rationale behind this commercial. Miller has always been supportive of the Gay community. I think they've said something they didn't mean to say.
Posted by: Jay Croce | Jan 26, 2006 8:40:46 PM
That USED to be true with Southwest flights, and I admit it was kinda fun, but no more. The last few flights I've had with them were 'no humor allowed' and the seats are narrower (and I've had a 31" or less waist forever). Not fun anymore...
Posted by: The Puckster | Jan 27, 2006 7:33:38 PM