04/18/2006
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have child.
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Posted 3:55 PM EST by Andy Towle in Elsewhere | Permalink
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Andy, you might wanna check out Page Six today:
April 18, 2006 -- TOM Cruise's cronies seem to have put a lot of effort into skewing a Parade magazine poll in his favor. Parade.com recently asked online readers whether they thought Cruise was responsible for his disastrous public relations year or if it was the media's fault. A shocking 84 percent of respondents blamed the press.
Posted by: John~in~LA | Apr 18, 2006 8:23:36 PM
Congratulations and all the best to Katie and Tom! Who's the father?
Posted by: kyan | Apr 18, 2006 9:55:30 PM
Xenu.
Posted by: Chad Hanging | Apr 18, 2006 10:26:00 PM
I sincerely feel sorry for the child.
Posted by: Jay Croce | Apr 18, 2006 11:10:26 PM
I feel sorry for her too-- she will have no basis in reality, will be brought up by a nanny who will never, ever let her get her feet dirty... sad.
Posted by: The Puckster | Apr 18, 2006 11:36:20 PM
Am I being crass, but did he eat the placenta?
Posted by: Samhraid | Apr 19, 2006 3:05:52 AM
I'm thinking "spawn" is the more correct word. And that name, Suri? Xenu lol. Archrival Brooke Shields had a daughter as well. I'm thinking MTV Death Match in 18 years?! Meanwhile, Suri and Gwyneth Paltrow's new child can commiserate in the sandbox after the other kids are through beating them up for having unusual names. I bet Ben Affleck, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and Tom's first wife are all wiping their foreheads and going, Whew! Dodged that one!
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Posted by: seb | Apr 19, 2006 4:57:10 AM
"Spawn"
LOL! Thanks for the early morning laugh :-)
Cruise wanted to gag Holmes during the birth...if only someone would return the favour on him.
Posted by: RJ | Apr 19, 2006 6:11:34 AM
I read the name Suri and immediately thought of Sumara... I'm guessing as soon as the spawn spewed out, Katie got a phone call from someone whispering "seven days..."
Posted by: wayne | Apr 19, 2006 8:15:08 AM
is katie shopping today?
Posted by: A.J. | Apr 19, 2006 9:59:30 AM
I'm sure the child is white, fluffy and full of feathers (just like when it was taped to Katie's stomach).
Posted by: Steven. | Apr 19, 2006 10:23:40 AM
Let's put their kid in a crib with Brooke's kid, pour in some fighting fire ants and watch hysterical mayhem ensue.
Posted by: Chad Hanging | Apr 19, 2006 3:56:29 PM