04/06/2006
Paris Hilton's album may not suck. "Will Paris Hilton's upcoming Warner Bros. Records release ("dropping," as her army of jr.-skanks-in-training might say, this summer) live up to its vast suck potential? Or, as the preliminary buzz may indicate, might it not turn out to be a half-decent dance record, throwing a nation into existential crisis as they curse the involuntary foot-tapping pleasures they are experiencing as they surrender to that most vile of things, the Paris Hilton side project?"
Was American Idol's Mandisa a victim of her anti-gay affiliation? Backstage: "The sentiment was clear; as one person put it, "Once you don't have the gays - forget about it."
In the center ring, Rosie O'Donnell vs. Naomi Campbell:
"I just picture this cute little Mexican woman working saying, 'Excuse me Miss Campbell can I possibly get you... ' and Naomi going, 'Get away from me, bam bam bam!' To make matters worse she had that jewel-encrusted cell phone...She looks like you could snap her in two but she is a tough-ass, kick-ass woman and I would actually like to fight her. I think for all the people that she has beaten up, I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass.'"
Posted 6:19 PM EST by Andy Towle in Elsewhere | Permalink
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Buh bye, Mandisa.
Buh bye.
Posted by: Brian | Apr 6, 2006 6:28:02 PM
Rosies comments are so funny...Where on earth will you find a lesbian that 200lbs or less?
Posted by: mike | Apr 6, 2006 6:35:33 PM
Well, Mike, there are numerous lesbians who weigh less than 200 lbs. You had just better hope that one of them doesn't have 200lb girlfriend with attitude meet you in a darkened place. You are playing with fire, girl. :)
Posted by: Kyle Childress | Apr 6, 2006 6:41:40 PM
"The sentiment was clear; as one person put it, "Once you don't have the gays - forget about it."
Really? It was all a gay conspiracy? Wow.
Posted by: Chad Hanging | Apr 6, 2006 7:03:28 PM
I have never liked Rosie, and this gives me yet another good reason. That being said, they should do a pay per view bout and make some money for charity..........
Posted by: busytimmy | Apr 6, 2006 7:04:16 PM
Once you don't have the gays, then you also don't have millions of straights. So, Mandisa, take your nice voice, and your bigoted, uneducated ass back to the country.
Posted by: Anon1 | Apr 6, 2006 7:08:37 PM
Don't fuck with the gay mafia, or the dyke mafia for that matter.
Posted by: Gabe | Apr 6, 2006 7:39:02 PM
Mandisa had a fine set of lungs but her arse was unfeasibly large. It`s not a gay mafia, we`re just a big voting block. In which case please get rid of Bucky and the loathsome Taylor. And Eliot and Kellie. And Ace. Actually, I only like Paris and Chris. I went off the other one when she said she didn`t mind what happened when she was in the bottom two as she would accept whatever God`s plan was for her. Please.
Posted by: Peter Rivendell | Apr 6, 2006 8:11:20 PM
Chris Daughtry is HOTTTTT!
...is it wrong of me to wish that Naomi Campbell would pick on the wrong person and get her fu*king ass kicked? And could someone with a videocam catch the whole thing and release it on the net?
Posted by: Greg | Apr 6, 2006 9:02:16 PM
Greg, I could not agree with you more, Chris is .....well hot. His eyebrows were a bit much for me last night. Easily could be looked over though. And Naomi....yes the bitch needs to be taken down.
Posted by: 7sz | Apr 6, 2006 9:49:39 PM
Meh, Chris is ok. Ace, now that is good TV. If he could sing, he would be the total package.
Posted by: Russ Kennedy | Apr 6, 2006 10:06:17 PM
I think Mandissa totally did herself in with her bible thumping ways!
Posted by: Roy | Apr 6, 2006 11:26:09 PM
I guess her god just didn't want her to win.
Posted by: Chad Hanging | Apr 6, 2006 11:27:32 PM
As someone with a soft spot for strong black women Naomi gets a pass in my book.
And Frankly, I can't stand Rosie O'Donnel. Naomi would rock her shit.
Posted by: Jason | Apr 7, 2006 12:05:53 AM
Chris? Woof!!!
Posted by: Mike in the Tundra | Apr 7, 2006 12:44:35 AM
Good job, my American friends ... Now - could that "gay-mafia-vote-block" take over the white house?
Posted by: ruckus | Apr 7, 2006 1:26:01 AM
Rosie O'Donnell, BLECH. Naomi is one nasty beeyotch but Rosie makes me want to throw up. I'm hoping SHE runs into the wrong person someday...
Posted by: Mark | Apr 7, 2006 1:46:42 AM
Hallo Andy, how are you?:). Well, about american idol, i admit that Mandissa has good talent.She even gave consistent performances(in my opinion).But there are some factors that matters beside a voice alone. And Mandissa doesn't have that factors. I like Chris not because of his voice but his macho image:).Katherine is good although sometimes she was not consistent. And my psychic feeling said that she and Ace would be in final 2. Many of girls like Ace and want to keep him on stage, i bet.
Anyway,Andy(sorry if this is out of topic:)) do you have any suggestion for good movie/dvd (gay)erotica to buy to "complete" the enjoyment of brokeback DVD?:)
Posted by: Sayed | Apr 7, 2006 6:42:59 AM
Mike, don't be such a dumd cunt. My twin sister is a drop-dead gorgeous 5'9", 125lb lesbian...and I'll bet she could still kick your ass.
Posted by: Brett | Apr 7, 2006 10:03:41 AM
ace is pretty, but that is about it
His voice only shined during his Father figure rendition. All the falceto is annoying, we dumped the gibbs back in the 70's and that kind of singing should stay buried there
CHRIS ^5^5^5....his rock twist on Walk the Line was/is amazing, and I can't wait till he does it as a single.
Mandisawas a shoe in for 2nd place (not 1 because of size), but she lost the gays.....Ironicaly Barry Manillow said that she always would have a job with him if she wanted it.....That was before her gay issue thing came out. LOL Barry won't touch her now.
Posted by: jimmyboyo | Apr 7, 2006 10:04:00 AM
"bum, bum, bum, bum, another one bites the dust."
Gays 1, tired ass ignorant bitches 0
Posted by: Cj | Apr 7, 2006 10:09:21 AM
Bigger divas than Mandisa have taken on the gay community and lost. Let's hope "the Lord" not only helps her curb her appetite for potato chips and Breyer's Ice Cream but helps open her mind as well. Buh-bye, sweetie.
Posted by: David | Apr 7, 2006 3:29:25 PM
But that's the kind of butt that no amount of diet or prayer can do anything about.
Posted by: Chad Hanging | Apr 7, 2006 4:54:25 PM
oooo there's a little Idol discussion here!! Can't resist to join in! =D
Chris is...AMAZING!! Too many words to describe him...he HAS to win. We need a hot sexy male winner!! (since y'all know who's the only male winner so far...)
Elliott...I love him! He looks so down-to-earth and courteous!! I think he has a better voice than Chris but I doubt he'll be the winner of this. His style is not too contemporary!
Posted by: Tony | Apr 7, 2006 6:21:36 PM
We don`t get American Idol until Friday evening in the UK - and to be honest, Mandisa was terrible this week. Although Taylor was worse. Chris must win. Great voice (and the sexy everything else doesn`t hurt). Oh, and I loved it when Mandisa blessed everyone in the name of Jesus. Not.
Posted by: Peter Rivendell | Apr 7, 2006 6:42:23 PM