News: Shirtless Men Banned, Gay Clinton, Speedos
Ann Coulter's piehole spews another cloud of dross, says Bill Clinton is a latent homosexual: "I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that."
The Victorian Age returns: UK towns consider banning shirtless men. Government minister: "There is a problem. In my part of the country we are trying to revitalise the main shopping precinct. But one of the things that is depressing for anyone going shopping is the numbers of shaven-headed men, mainly in their 30s and 40s, who seem to think people want to see their torsos. It is only a small minority, one in a hundred people. But these men do look aggressive and occasionally behave aggressively. You would see a big difference in the shopping centre if they were made to put a shirt on." I'm not sure how anyone could see this as a bad thing.
Patricia Nell Warren to finish Front Runner race at Montreal's Outgames: "The 70 year old Warren has been granted the honor of being the first person to cross the finish line in honor of her novel’s fictional character, U.S. distance runner Billy Sive, who (in the book) is killed before completing the 5000-meter at the ‘76 Montréal Olympics."
Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams: "'I have a very hard time with this word 'non-violence', because I don't believe that I am non-violent. Right now, I would love to kill George Bush.' Her young audience at the Brisbane City Hall clapped and cheered."
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