You Can Have Jake Gyllenhaal's Bone
And I know how many of you want it. But, unfortunately, it's not that bone.
Jake is one of 40 celebs who have signed (along with their dogs) wooden bones to raise money for the Mississippi Animal Rescue League. The bones will be auctioned off at the Society's annual "Fur Ball" event (I'm not even gonna go there) tonight in Jackson, Mississippi.
Other notable bone-signers are Oprah Winfrey, Donald Trump, John Travolta, Morgan Freeman, Mariah Carey, Matthew McConaughey, James Caan, Brad Paisley, Leann Rimes, Betty White, Dr. Phil McGraw, Eric McCormack and "Dog Whisperer" Cesar Milan.