Ted Haggard: Bought Meth, Didn’t Use It; Received Massage, No Sex

Haggardbush_1Ted Haggard told reporters today that he bought meth because he was curious, but got rid of it:

“I bought it for myself but never used it. I was tempted, but I never used it.”

Then why, pastor Haggard, did you leave your gay hustler Mike Jones a voicemail inquiring about getting more?

He also told reporters that he received a massage from Jones but never had sex.

Funny, yesterday he didn’t know Mike Jones. If the story continues to evolve like this, by next week he’ll have had that collegiate orgy he’s been fantasizing about.

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