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01/04/2007
Jake Gyllenhaal Has a Grocery "Manny"
Here's a bit of fresh produce for you. Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted with an unidentified manservant carrying groceries in Hollywood. Ready to toss some salad?
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What? He's too lazy to carry a bag? Gyllenhaal. Feh!
Or did it go more like "Oh My God! You're Jake Gyllenhaal! Will you walk with me to my car?" "Uh, sure dude, just don't look at that guy with the camera."
Posted by: FizziekruntNT | Jan 4, 2007 11:13:17 AM
I thought that was Austin was for. Maybe Jake can hook up with Reichen, man that would be a hot fantasy.
Posted by: gay is the new straight | Jan 4, 2007 11:15:47 AM
When will celebrities "hiding" from the media learn that hoodies and sunglasses only *draw* attention?
Or maybe they *do* know that...
As for Reichen, talk about "feh!" That guy is so surgically altered he gives Joan Rivers a run for her money. I'd take a scruffy Jake any day.
Posted by: jeff | Jan 4, 2007 11:22:22 AM
Dear Jeff...
BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! Amen on Reichen. I just wish Gyllenhaal seemed to be more intelligent or not be quite such a shrinking violet. Oops, sorry *insert personal needs elsewhere*.
Posted by: fizziekruntNT | Jan 4, 2007 11:36:30 AM
"Ready to toss some salad?"
Ha ha ha. I get it. "Tossing one's salad" is another way of saying "licking one's anus" - and Jake bought groceries, possibly salad! That's why it's funny. Genius!
Posted by: Anita | Jan 4, 2007 11:37:23 AM
I told Jake that he didn't have to go get groceries; it's my turn to make dinner for the two of us. Silly boy.
Posted by: Scott | Jan 4, 2007 11:37:27 AM
How am I supposed to see if he's wearing underwear from that distance? Damned photographers and their lack of planning--make a note of this: bring a zoom lens ALWAYS!
Happy new year everyone!
Posted by: LiamOg | Jan 4, 2007 12:00:55 PM
The man can do no wrong. I love the way he handles himself. Doesn't do anything other than what he wants to do, and how he wants to do it. Speculate all you want, he's one of the cooler Hollywood stars.
Posted by: Ogden | Jan 4, 2007 12:03:00 PM
Toss salads? No. However, it's very likely that they'd start fisting right in the parking lot.
Posted by: 000000 | Jan 4, 2007 12:06:40 PM
Not sure what the point of this post is. He was spotted walking with a childhood friend the other day and people were making a big deal about that for no good reason.
Posted by: Anon | Jan 4, 2007 12:09:00 PM
"Gyllenhaal scratches ass! DON'T MISS OUR EXCLUSIVE! And other less interesting late-breaking stories: Bush reinstates draft. Nation yawns. News at 5."
Posted by: fizziekruntNT | Jan 4, 2007 12:41:12 PM
Can you let us know when Jake takes a dump too?
Posted by: LightningLad | Jan 4, 2007 12:47:12 PM
Back off guys. That is a close friend of the G family that Jake has known since they were about 5. Dont drag civilians into this.
Posted by: kurt | Jan 4, 2007 1:13:37 PM
Loves me some Jakey in the mornin'. Damn that boy is so hot, and he's always hangin with other cuties. He just needs to come out already!
Posted by: yum yum | Jan 4, 2007 1:30:45 PM
they take everyone down with them...friends,family etc
live the fucking guy alone
Posted by: tc | Jan 4, 2007 1:39:04 PM
That's a friend of his that he has known since he was 12. He has been hanging with him for years so why is everyone making a big deal of it all of a sudden. Yeah, back the fuck off, he is a civilian.
Posted by: Sheba baby | Jan 4, 2007 2:41:02 PM
Here's what I think this is: This guy is a famous Swiss chef. Jake won a meal prepared by this guy at a celebrity auction in support of Amnesty International. The chef said that part of the meal is to go shopping for the food and that Jake will help prepare it. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney and Sting are going to be at the dinner.
Ah fantasy!
Posted by: JT | Jan 4, 2007 2:44:38 PM
Oh yes, that guy has been pap'd w Jakey tons of times in NYC when JG visits.
BTW don't foeget Jakey hosts S.N.L. on Sat Jan 13.
Posted by: HADASSAH | Jan 4, 2007 3:24:00 PM
thats right sheba baby
this site is becoming more like an extension of et (entertainment tonight)
yech
Posted by: kuros | Jan 4, 2007 5:02:41 PM
"When will celebrities "hiding" from the media learn that hoodies and sunglasses only *draw* attention?"
actually everyone in LA seems to wear sunglasses and many wear hoodies too...it's to look famous..i guess.
Posted by: J | Jan 4, 2007 5:17:32 PM
OMG, some of you idiots need to calm down. "Back off, he's a civilian!!!111!!!11" Puhlease. And this is a blog and we're all allowed to comment here, so get over yourselves and lighten the fuck up. I'm sure Jake and his friend have a much better sense of humor about the whole thing than some of you do.
Posted by: anon | Jan 4, 2007 6:20:14 PM
"The man can do no wrong. I love the way he handles himself. Doesn't do anything other than what he wants to do, and how he wants to do it. Speculate all you want, he's one of the cooler Hollywood stars.
Posted by: Ogden | Jan 4, 2007 12:03:00 PM"
I agree. While people post ridiculous speculation about his sexuality he just lives his life. Good for him. Wish people would leave him alone.
And based on this post at another blog from the Inn Keeper, Jake really helped out during that fire he and his sister were caught in during the holidays. From the blog:
http://www.mollygood.com/celebrities/jake-gyllenhaal/jake-gyllenhaal-volunteer-firefighter-20061228.php
"Keeper says:
I sort of have to laugh when I seen this. No offense. As Manka's lodge keeper I was privy to the events that occured. Jake WAS indeed a very big help to the events that transpired. Most of all he was there to lend support physically as well as emotionally to all of Manka's staff. It was a big deal to see him standing there assisting in this without any concern other than what the staff and owners were feeling and going through. The Gyllenhall family, including sister Maggie, her husband Peter Saarsgard and mother Naomi Foner have vacationed at Manka's on more than one occassion and have been considered friends of the lodge. Sorry there was no Jake in underwear; he was in jeans, a jacket and hat. The structure he was in was perfectly safe from the fire. His mother had stayed in the main structure of the lodge that burned and she as well as the other 7 guests were evacuated safely. Maggie and her family stayed in a unit off more than 3 blocks from the main lodge. Jake stayed to assist in the aftermath for most of the afternoon until he felt there was nothing left to do but allow us, the employees space to grieve. He is a fine man and a wonderful humanitarian. My hats off to Jake.
December 29, 2006 4:08 PM"
Posted by: Mememe | Jan 4, 2007 7:43:04 PM
Yeah, baby. I've got some ranch dressing for that salad from my hidden valley.
Posted by: Chino | Jan 4, 2007 10:09:34 PM
He is still adorable. I love the way he handles the media. I wish I could have sexy male friends like he does.
Posted by: TJ | Jan 4, 2007 10:43:21 PM
Is he really that lazy though? I mean if this is a childhood friend, why is he carrying all of the groceries?
Posted by: Dave | Jan 5, 2007 12:28:33 AM