News: Stare Decisis, Jake and Reese, Chile Lake, The View

road.jpg The bus driver who threw two teenage lesbians off the bus for kissing in Portland will be disciplined, the transit authority announced. TriMet General Manager Fred Hansen: “Removing the girls from the bus was not consistent with our policy. I want to reiterate that we welcome all riders on our system. TriMet sincerely apologizes to the girls and their families for this incident.”

Ocroad.jpg Who’s got a hankering for flesh and coffee table books?

road.jpg “Stare decisis” promises laid aside as Roberts’ Supreme Court begins overturning precedents: “It was the second time the Roberts court had overturned a precedent, and the first in a decision with a divided vote. It surely will not be the last.”

road.jpg Report: Mario Cantone and Ross Matthews (Ross the intern) under consideration to fill Rosie O’Donnell’s spot on The View.

road.jpg Shameful: Missing soldier’s wife faces deportation. (via americablog)

road.jpg The imaginary relationship between Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon has come to a close.

Lakeroad.jpg Glacial lake in Chile disappears suddenly: ” Park rangers at Bernardo O’Higgins National Park said they found a 100-feet-deep crater in late May were the lake had been in March. Several large pieces of ice that used to float atop the water also were spotted…One theory is the water disappeared through cracks in the lake bottom into underground fissures. But experts do not know why the cracks would have appeared because there have been no earthquakes reported in the area recently, Romero said. A river that flowed out of the lake was reduced to a trickle.”

road.jpg Bush vetoes stem cell measure…again: “‘Destroying human life in the hopes of saving human life is not ethical,’ Mr. Bush said in a brief ceremony in the East Room of the White House. He called the United States ‘a nation founded on the principle that all human life is sacred.'” Meanwhile, 14 U.S. troops have been killed overseas in the last 48 hours in Bush’s illegitimate war. How’s that for sacred?

road.jpg “Gay Life” celebrates composer David Del Tredici’s identity as a gay man.

road.jpg Homophobic Moscow Mayor Yuri Luzhkov looks set to be reappointed for a fifth term.


  1. Joseph says

    Disappearing Chilean lake leaves crater … My theory is “The Rise of the Silver Surfer” … Galactus is on it’s way! Where are the Fantastic 4? Actually, just send Chris Evans my way.

  2. Leland says

    “Could the next View cohost be a man?” Technically speaking, that eliminates Cantone and Matthews from the running right away, but given Walters’ recent homo-ignorant statements, one shouldn’t be surprised if she thinks hiring one of these capons fills the “gay quotient.”

  3. says

    It better not be that self-loathing asshole Mario Cantone. If you caught any of Mario’s recent appearances on THE VIEW then you saw him bashing lesbians, specifically how “wrong” it is for them to be raising children. His TONY AWARDS coverage with Joy Behar was nothing but one lesbian baiting joke after another. Its a recurring theme with him.

    The next time I see him on 9th Ave, I’ll be giving him hell.

    And to think I used to masturbate to Steam Pipe Alley!

    If they want a gay man, I’d love to see Larry Kramer and Elisabeth “Hitler Youth” Hasselbeck hash it out.

  4. Tread says

    Did anyone click through the link about Luzhkov getting re-elected? He has MAJOR gay face.

    PS. You guys should really turn limited HTML formatting on. I would love to be able to emote correctly. Spanks.

  5. zabadak says

    Jake’s papi pics are shot too tight to assess his present NYC residence. Is it Jane St?
    I think i’ve tracked down his Hollywood residence, but the West Village site is elusive.

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