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Giorgio Armani and Posh Spice Boast About Beckham Bulge

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Giorgio Armani and Victoria Beckham both discussed the new Emporio Armani campaign over the weekend.

Said Armani: "I design with the body of a classical athlete in my head. David recalls the classical ideal – he brings to mind the beautiful Michelangelo statue in Florence. David is one of the very few iconic sports people who is as well known for his style off the field as he is for his talent on the field. For me, David represents a notion of modern masculinity: strong, fit, healthy, but also sensitive and considerate."

Beckham's wife bragged about her husband's form as well, but did away with the art history nonsense and just cut straight to the chase:

"I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"

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  1. See y'all. If Victoria say's it's real, it's real. She seems like a fairly happy girl to me. And y'all said it was all scrotum and balls. Humph!

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Dec 17, 2007 3:02:37 PM


  2. "a tractor exhaust pipe"

    just. damn.

    Posted by: Jonathon | Dec 17, 2007 3:06:32 PM


  3. Yeah right. And Posh (or is she Slutty Spice or Scary Spice or Demented Spice[?]) claims that she has not had plastic boobs bolted to her anorexic frame. Poor girl needs to get out into the country, them city tractors (which she would have called a "lorry") are obviously built by MiniCooper.

    Posted by: rudy | Dec 17, 2007 3:14:38 PM


  4. The Soup had the best send up of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kpZd__NoHU

    PS. Andy, I'm glad you watch The Soup (I noticed the image for the last week's wrap-up)

    Posted by: Tread | Dec 17, 2007 3:20:03 PM


  5. Suddenly I'm a David Beckham fan. Finally a quality I can appreciate. God knows I know nothing about soccer.

    Posted by: JJ | Dec 17, 2007 3:46:27 PM


  6. No, it's more like a tennis ball.

    Posted by: peterparker | Dec 17, 2007 3:50:18 PM


  7. Proof that the bulge is fake.

    Reality needs no advertising. Picture a pretty girl and another girl who says she is pretty. 1 is reality and the other isn't

    They would have done better by saying nothing about it. Talking about just proves that it is fake

    Posted by: Jimmyboyo | Dec 17, 2007 4:04:03 PM


  8. Pretentious

    Posted by: protogenes | Dec 17, 2007 4:06:06 PM


  9. This is the way made-up quotes from the British gossip press typically sound -- gushy sentences that no one would ever actually say.

    Unless there's audio or video, I'm going to say that the quote as well as the bulge is fake.

    Posted by: thin mint | Dec 17, 2007 4:09:10 PM


  10. So they airbushed out all those garbage tattoos. Interesting, so he's not so... Armani-perfect after all.

    Posted by: Rad | Dec 17, 2007 4:12:56 PM


  11. Garbage tattoos?

    I haven't seen his Oscar the Grouch ones. Cool.

    Unless it's a different kind of garbage you're talking about, RAD, in which case, you are the grouch.

    Posted by: Rey | Dec 17, 2007 5:04:42 PM


  12. It's all good until he opens his mouth and he sounds like Alvin and the Chipmnks.

    Posted by: FernLaPlante | Dec 17, 2007 5:09:33 PM


  13. anything would look big next to that "pipe-cleaner" Posh...
    but good to know that she's eating something at least.

    Posted by: A.J. | Dec 17, 2007 5:13:39 PM


  14. I don't understand the negative comments he receives about his voice. He sounds quite nice to me. (Watched him on "Snoop's" tv show last night, just to hear him speak, and his voice has a normal pitch to me.)

    Posted by: John | Dec 17, 2007 6:48:09 PM


  15. a tractor exhaust pipe

    :dies:

    Posted by: Mike | Dec 17, 2007 6:50:13 PM


  16. Could that bitch be more vapid? He's hot, she should be shot.

    Posted by: patrick nyc | Dec 17, 2007 6:54:56 PM


  17. i love those meat and potatoes. perhaps that nude picture of him in that jebus-like pose was real after all....

    Posted by: nic | Dec 18, 2007 2:16:24 AM


  18. Funny, he's always looks like a "small cock" dude to me. But then, he is uncut...

    Posted by: duh | Dec 18, 2007 7:20:44 AM


  19. TMI!!!

    White trash with a hose is still white trash.

    Posted by: shane | Dec 18, 2007 7:49:08 AM


  20. Is that Photoshop on Malebulge or Malebulge on Photoshop or are you just plain glad to see me David.Claude Edwin Theriault

    Posted by: malebeautyforum | Jan 10, 2008 9:23:50 AM


  21. Doesn't look all that big to me.

    I see a nut sack. Where's the beef?

    Posted by: Billvie Bicks | Jan 12, 2008 11:04:41 PM


  22. Doesn't look all that big to me.

    I see a nut sack. Where's the beef?

    Posted by: Billvie Bicks | Jan 12, 2008 11:04:59 PM


  23. Doesn't look all that big to me.

    I see a nut sack. Where's the beef?

    Posted by: Billvie Bicks | Jan 12, 2008 11:07:08 PM


  24. She's HILARIOUS!!!
    And he looks fantastic!
    What's wrong with everyone?!

    Posted by: Jay | Jan 17, 2008 12:39:09 PM


  25. She's HILARIOUS!!!
    And he looks fantastic!
    What's wrong with everyone?!

    Posted by: Jay | Jan 17, 2008 12:40:48 PM


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