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Brand Beckham Continues Quest for World Domination

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David and Victoria Beckham, in two separate ad campaigns occupy two of Tokyo's prominent skyscrapers, Victoria appearing to gaze wantonly across Omotesando Crossing toward her husband in his Emporio Armani briefs.

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Meanwhile, David Beckham in the flesh has planted himself in Natal, Brazil, where he arrived yesterday, wearing none other than a Marc Jacobs T-shirt featuring his naked wife. He's there to announce plans for his third soccer academy.

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It wasn't long before he gave them the look they really wanted, however, and revealed that he has a new tattoo: "The intricate new star studded design which extends the length of his left forearm is wrapped around an existing Hindi inscription of wife Victoria's name."

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  1. Stop the antichrist!

    Posted by: Gary | Jan 30, 2008 10:25:04 AM


  2. oh honey with that big box of his he can dominate me any old time, straddling me and pressing his bulging jock against my face as i inhale the divine musky male aroma of his marvelous crotch... oooooooo, pass the poppers, mary...

    Posted by: the queen | Jan 30, 2008 10:27:41 AM


  3. Played-out -- both of them.

    Posted by: GM | Jan 30, 2008 10:39:05 AM


  4. any tattoo on that man is hot

    Posted by: davey | Jan 30, 2008 10:44:31 AM


  5. Thats the standard for beauty? Posh Spice looks like a crack whore with Lasic and Collagen. Yuck!

    Posted by: ZWBush | Jan 30, 2008 10:52:14 AM


  6. Why does Victoria Beckham always look as if she's just been slapped with a trout? She has one expression, so does he.

    Posted by: FASTLAD | Jan 30, 2008 10:59:16 AM


  7. Bored with them.

    Go away, Beckhams.

    Posted by: David | Jan 30, 2008 10:59:33 AM


  8. THE QUEEN, Sis, you oughtta' write Erotica. I started to visualize Beckam's muscular thighs, buns and private parts, but I smelled Irish Spring--thank God.

    He isn't pretty, he isn't handsome, but he's got that extra somethin'. Maybe it's a "queen/rough trade" thaing.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Jan 30, 2008 11:03:36 AM


  9. Who cares? Bush era nonsense. He is not that special, are we that starved?

    Posted by: protogenes | Jan 30, 2008 11:33:07 AM


  10. How totally useless! Another manufactured star of a sport that has no support in this country whatsoever. If he had not married a Spice Girl and was not attractive to gay men his fame would be non-existant. Mark my words, within one year you won't even remember who he was, except for that fabulous box he shoes at any opportunity. But there are a lot of fabulous boxes around. He is the latest version of the Atkins Diet. Remember how THAT disappeared from the face of the earth?

    Posted by: Dom | Jan 30, 2008 12:54:16 PM


  11. Some people have such low self-esteem they think they are best friends with every no talent that appears on TV. They also feel compelled to tell any and all that they would gladly debase themselves to have sex with this or that no talent. The Beckhams and Paris Hilton seem to be at the top of the list.

    Posted by: ggreen | Jan 30, 2008 1:12:44 PM


  12. "...are we that starved?"

    "...low self-esteem..."

    "...debase themselves..."

    These are the fun threads/topics. We're supposed to be laughing, or atleast smirking when discussing these topics. Damn.

    Some people need to stick some lubricant up there and let loose!

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Jan 30, 2008 1:34:42 PM


  13. DOM: As a huge fan of American soccer, before and after David Beckham moved here, let me be the first to say... Go fuck yourself. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

    Posted by: crispy | Jan 30, 2008 1:40:18 PM


  14. David Beckham is one of the hottest athletes, physically and professionally, of all times. Soccer requires natural athleticism and Becker's move to the US has been good for the game.

    Posted by: PacHts | Feb 3, 2008 11:50:22 AM


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