Earlier this week, Valerie Bertinelli appeared on Oprah to promote her new memoir, and the two got into some girl-on-girl talk.
OPRAH: You also wrote about passionately kissing another woman while you were married.
BERTINELLI: Did I write about that?
BERTINELLI: She was a good kisser. She really was. Have you ever kissed a woman?
OPRAH: No. No.
BERTINELLI: We don't want to start those rumors again.
OPRAH: I really haven't.
BERTINELLI: No. No, I believe you!
OPRAH: And if I had, I'd have let you know. I'd have told you years ago.
Leaving behind the speculation about Oprah's sexuality, you would think that a woman curious about so many things would have at least tried kissing a woman.
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