Gay Comic Panic Strip: American Idol
SIMON: You kissed me!
RYAN: Relax, it didn't mean anything.
SIMON: Well, I can't!
And yes, this is the authentic transcript.
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If only the conversation between them was even half that entertaining.
Posted by: David D. | Apr 24, 2008 3:56:25 PM
That was their real conversation.
Posted by: andy | Apr 24, 2008 4:00:03 PM
To me, Ryan has become so snarky this season. He used to be an affable cheerleader who smoothly ran the show, but he's fallen into the trap of commenting on the proceedings and now comes off as a rather bored observer. He needs to go to Tom Bergeron School and learn how to be a host again.
Posted by: Henry J. Urban | Apr 24, 2008 4:33:08 PM
Ryan Seacrest.......... what a moron.
Posted by: Zo | Apr 24, 2008 6:51:40 PM
Ryan Seacrest is one in a million of reasons why I hate White People, as opposed to Caucasians. He really needs to get the fuck off my television screen. Is it too late to bring back Brian Dunkleman? At least he wasn't as big of a whore as Ryan.
Posted by: Alex Sarmiento | Apr 24, 2008 8:14:26 PM
alex, try changing the fucking channel. just a thought.
Posted by: jon luddite | Apr 24, 2008 10:31:40 PM
Seacrest make me cringe. He's the guy at the party that keeps trying to be funny and get attention and whom everyone wishes would just leave or pass out. He's single-handedly taken an up, fun show and turned it into a negative, uncomfortable ick-fest.
Smarmy.
Posted by: johnny | Apr 24, 2008 10:37:00 PM
I don't understand why the producers are so in love with Ryan. He's annoying and makes me want to change the channel. The only thing I ever liked about him is his hair - and now it's time for a change. He makes such uneducated comments.
Oh, and Ryan, if you are reading this (and we know you read gay websites) Please -LEAVE THE JUDGING AND COMMENTARY TO THE JUDGES! Just go back to doing your hair, picking out matching suits, and introducing the guests.
Posted by: Charles | Apr 25, 2008 7:41:19 AM
I enjoy the show more, because Ryan is the host. It does help that I find him adorable.
Posted by: Vegas Bob | Apr 25, 2008 11:19:04 AM
I don't watch the show, and not because of Ryan but because -- on the one occasion I did see a show -- I found it to be fake and unappetizing, like someone was offering up a chunk of Velveeta and swearing it was extra-sharp cheddar. I decided my intelligence was worth better than that, so I read a book, instead. Amazing what a wonderful, enriching experience that can be. Maybe, instead of dumping on Ryan and slobbering over second-rate pre-packaged talents, you people'd have a better time if you turned off the tube and picked up a copy of "East of Eden" by John Steinbeck.
Posted by: Kyle Michel Sullivan | Apr 26, 2008 3:13:52 PM
No no no Alex, Dunkleman is a MEGA IDIOT:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/27/douche-alert-bitter-dunkleman-bashes-seacrest/
I am not in love with Seacrest but he does his job well, I guess, he has made it his own and is a fixture. He certainly doesn't deserve the nasty treatment the jealous and clearly unfunny Dunkleman gave him in his stand up routine!
Posted by: Timothy | Apr 27, 2008 7:23:20 PM