Mike Jones: Larry Craig ‘Ate My Butt’


New pressing details have emerged in the Larry Craig saga you may (or may not) want to hear.

Mike Jones, who as you remember, also said he counted Larry Craig as one of his clients along with Ted Haggard, appeared on Michelangelo Signorile’s Sirius show, and Signorile has released a previously unaired version of the show.

Jones: “Well one of the other things he liked to do was, uh, he ate my butt. Yep. I’ll tell you what. I think the Statesman knew that but they chose to, they were kind of… He did it first, and then he performed oral sex on me while he got off.”

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  1. the queen says

    as a long time aficionado of hot ripe ass, i appreciate this tidbit of important asseating information… i mean who wouldn’t love to chomp down on mike jones taut, muscular buttocks? at least larry has good taste. thank you andy.

  2. Markus says

    I can’t believe that L.C rimming and jerking off while he blew him is news. Who cares!

  3. Derrick from Philly says

    gracious & LOL…oh, gracious.

    Back in the seventies nobody admitted to “tossing salad”–no everybody does it. It’s the rave among heteros, you know. In straight porn the women “toss salad” on the men. “The times they are a changin’.”

    Damn that Republican bitch has been enjoyin’ “herself” more than I have.

  4. the queen says

    i dunno miss derrick, i thought tossing salad was de rigeur in the 70’s, at least in the crowd i was running around with… oh well, this certainly isn’t the kind of newsworthy detail you’ll get on cnn is it so thank you mike signorile for these juicy tidbits… now being quite an aficionado of ass myself i can only attest to the pleasures and heartily recommend to everyone that they eat ass sometime preferably a butt as tempting, muscular and taut as mike jones must be (my imagination just runs riot here) so miss larry craig certainly has good taste and rimming someone and then blowing them while jacking off sounds so downright hot.. good for her, you know the republicans are getting so much gay ass these days i wonder if i’m in the right political party?

  5. Derrick from Philly says

    THE QUEEN, you think the Republican “closet queen” left “her” dentures in to toss the guy’s salad? I know he probably removes them to do blow jobs, but what about licking butt holes. Better take them out–if they got loose “she” could choke on them….on second thought, leave them in, Senator Craig.

  6. anon says

    Derrick: people shower and wash their privates more now than in the seventies. Plus, less meat in the diet helps.

  7. Derrick from Philly says

    “…people shower and wash….more now than in the seventies.”

    Where, darlin’, Bagdad?

    I beg your pardon. Out of over two hundred pieces of trade–only maybe 3 or 4 had a body odor that made me sorry I accepted his proposition. You actually believe these young guys with their pants hangin’ off their narrow asses are cleaner than their grand-daddies used to be?

  8. Derrick from Philly says

    Oh, wait a minute! Don’t think I “tossed” two hundred “salads”. No, I didn’t give into that until the 1990s: once because I felt obligated, the other because I was intimated (he was about six foot four….he scared me into doing it….big bully).

    Now, that I’m all vacinated, I can’t find any salad to toss….ever try to put a condom on your tongue? Does that seem silly?

  9. Steven Carrington says

    “Plus, less meat in the diet helps.”

    What does that even mean, in the context of rimming?

  10. paul says

    Though I’d like to believe this story, I can’t. If any of this were true, why wouldn’t Jones have come forward with it during the whole foot-tapping brouhaha?

    It sounds to me like Jones is trying to be the Forrest Gump of gay prostitutes.

  11. anon says

    A gentlemen always cleans and showers very carefully before being tossed. Back in the day, this wasn’t always the case. Talk to Dan Savage.