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07/25/2008


Relax Your Necks

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Jay Brannan and Margaret Cho are here with some NSFW advice for your Friday afternoon...

Watch it, AFTER THE JUMP...

Posted 3:15 PM EST by Andy Towle in Jay Brannan, Margaret Cho, Music, News | Permalink


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  1. Here are the lyrics :

    "relax your necks"
    a work in progress
    by jay brannan & margaret cho

    the sun's beating down on my back
    i got me a big burlap sack
    i'm smilin' cuz it's harvest time
    out to the fields to get what's mine

    i got your balls in my hand
    i'm the queen of this fertile land
    you think it's your dick but please understand
    your whole package is under my command

    [chorus:]
    to be adept at oral sex
    you need to lose your gag reflex
    if dick was poor, you could be the projects
    if you relax your necks

    maybe you've heard that i have class
    but i'll stick my finger up your ass
    let's go over what you ate
    be sure there's no horses at the gate

    never met a dick i couldn't milk
    my esophagus is lined with silk
    i'm a hooker of a different ilk
    drinking every drop you ever spilt

    [chorus]

    come children gather around
    to pain and suffering no longer be bound
    go forth and gather dick by the pound
    and bring me all the love that you found

    [chorus]

    (c) 2008 jay brannan & margaret cho

    Posted by: mikey d | Jul 28, 2008 1:44:23 AM


  2. "Nick | Jul 26, 2008 2:41:27 PM
    Boo... its no longer available..."

    Yes, it is still available as are the rest of Jay Brannon's videos.

    If you got a "We're sorry. This video is no longer available" message, it is a glitch that has been prevalent for some time and seems to be getting worse. No word from Google/YouTube on a fix for this annoying problem.

    Posted by: Jing-reed | Jul 29, 2008 4:31:46 AM


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