07/25/2008
Relax Your Necks

Jay Brannan and Margaret Cho are here with some NSFW advice for your Friday afternoon...
Watch it, AFTER THE JUMP...
Posted 3:15 PM EST by Andy Towle in Jay Brannan, Margaret Cho, Music, News | Permalink
Like it?
Subscribe to FREE Towleroad daily headlines with our RSS feed!
RECENT STORIES:
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.








Here are the lyrics :
"relax your necks"
a work in progress
by jay brannan & margaret cho
the sun's beating down on my back
i got me a big burlap sack
i'm smilin' cuz it's harvest time
out to the fields to get what's mine
i got your balls in my hand
i'm the queen of this fertile land
you think it's your dick but please understand
your whole package is under my command
[chorus:]
to be adept at oral sex
you need to lose your gag reflex
if dick was poor, you could be the projects
if you relax your necks
maybe you've heard that i have class
but i'll stick my finger up your ass
let's go over what you ate
be sure there's no horses at the gate
never met a dick i couldn't milk
my esophagus is lined with silk
i'm a hooker of a different ilk
drinking every drop you ever spilt
[chorus]
come children gather around
to pain and suffering no longer be bound
go forth and gather dick by the pound
and bring me all the love that you found
[chorus]
(c) 2008 jay brannan & margaret cho
Posted by: mikey d | Jul 28, 2008 1:44:23 AM
"Nick | Jul 26, 2008 2:41:27 PM
Boo... its no longer available..."
Yes, it is still available as are the rest of Jay Brannon's videos.
If you got a "We're sorry. This video is no longer available" message, it is a glitch that has been prevalent for some time and seems to be getting worse. No word from Google/YouTube on a fix for this annoying problem.
Posted by: Jing-reed | Jul 29, 2008 4:31:46 AM