JOHN MCCAIN: Offers his wife up to compete in topless beauty pageant for Miss Buffalo Chip. Well, at least he didn't call her a cunt.
MITT ROMNEY: Can't name one piece of energy legislation John McCain has worked on in 26 years.
LICKER: Extended Stay Hotels' bizarre viral ad. Yes, she even licks the toilet.
HEY WEATHER FANS: Tornado sirens, twister stop game at Wrigley Field.
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