Charlie Crist to Have Fabulous Gay Marriage


By “gay” I mean “happy” of course. Florida Governor Charlie Crist’s marriage next month to Carole Rome will ensure he has a lifetime supply of beards, and well, perhaps that’s why it’ll be so happy.

Via The St. Petersburg Times:

“The Dec. 12 nuptials will take place at First United Methodist Church, where the governor and his family have worshiped for years. The ceremony is black-tie optional, with a reception afterward at the Renaissance Vinoy Resort. Invitations began arriving last week. They are cream and pale pink, printed in Copperplate script, and sealed with a capital ‘C’ affixed to a satin ribbon. An enclosure card reads: “No gifts please, due to Florida law.” The governor is required to report presents thought to be worth more than $100, except those from family members.”

Gays can’t marry in Florida because of the recently-passed (Crist-endorsed) ban, but the governor can. Looks like he finally found the right one.

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