12/01/2008
Cruises and Beckhams to be 'Married' in Strange Ceremony
This is really off the creepy deep end:
"Tom Cruise is to merge his family with Victoria and David Beckham’s in a special ceremony. The ‘Valkyrie’ actor will hold the bizarre service – during which the families vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches - at his wife Katie Holmes’ New York town house. The gesture serves as a Thanksgiving present from Tom - who has two adopted teenage children, Isabella and Connor, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman and a two-year-old daughter, Suri, with Katie - to the showbiz couple. A source said: 'Tom and David have been friends for years and they and their families spend a lot of time together. This year Tom wanted to make a special gesture that would show how much he appreciates their friendship and he thought this would be the perfect way.'"
The couples shared carriage rides and pizza this weekend.
Does L. Ron Hubbard join them on the honeymoon?
Posted 11:49 AM EST by Andy Towle in David Beckham, News, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham | Permalink
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Cody, there are so many other words to use. Sorry you lack them and feel the need to resort to slurs that hurt the mentally challenged. Please watch this video and we'll all hope for your future change:
http://www.arcrehab.org/Video.html
Posted by: Johnny | Dec 1, 2008 2:49:24 PM
@Bryan: You are absolutely correct. So what if they want to merge their families? They are lucky to feel that much love among themselves.
@Johnny: Great video - we all need to watch it and forward it.
Posted by: Rick (OH) | Dec 1, 2008 3:21:54 PM
I see. This is how straight people protect and defend marriage?
Posted by: Mark | Dec 1, 2008 3:29:57 PM
From what I understand, Tom just wants official and direct access to David's 9+" piston-pumper!
David goes both ways-with friends
Posted by: The Insider | Dec 1, 2008 3:33:59 PM
Jesus......I'm exhausted with this shit ! Beckham and Cruise; what have we become?
Posted by: Hephaistion | Dec 1, 2008 3:41:04 PM
As a gay who had a 10 year affair with a married straight guy with kids, it seems very plausable indeed that these two guys have screwed around at least a few times over the years.
Posted by: stolidog | Dec 1, 2008 4:28:57 PM
First of All it must be nice to get remarried ( I would like to just get married once). Second of all, Who the FUCK cares about these Losers? Two of them get paid millions to pretend to be someone else, the other can't sing or dress for shit and makes tons of money off it, and the last one can't win a world cup. What a waste of space.
Posted by: DairyQueen | Dec 1, 2008 4:46:35 PM
That's all sorta gay.
Posted by: Puddy Katz | Dec 1, 2008 5:36:50 PM
That's all sorta gay.
Posted by: Puddy Katz | Dec 1, 2008 5:37:10 PM
That's all sorta gay.
Posted by: Puddy Katz | Dec 1, 2008 5:37:24 PM
W-I-N-G-N-U-T-S!!!!!!!!! does not get any weirder than this bunch of freaks!
Posted by: CK | Dec 1, 2008 7:44:48 PM
I agree with several of the above comments: if they are all married, then they can all sleep together, right? Tom is clearly trying to get David in bed!! (I would too!) It is clearly bizarre, but maybe it will work! (jeje)
Posted by: hotrod | Dec 1, 2008 8:34:33 PM
When one is suppressed, true sexuality plays out in all sorts of odd ways....
Posted by: David Ezell | Dec 2, 2008 8:21:52 AM
Maybe it makes Tom feel better about taking it up the wazoo from Becks.
Posted by: James Poppinga | Dec 2, 2008 6:27:38 PM
Can you imagine the batshit crazy conversations that must take place between these four? Ugh.
Posted by: So Left I'm Right | Dec 3, 2008 1:13:51 AM
Tom will do anything to get into David's pants.
Posted by: RobO | Dec 3, 2008 8:43:42 PM
6 months after the "ceremony"... the girls suffer an untimely death after an unfortunate shoe-shopping accident. the men console each other until the spaceship comes back to "pick them up" and take them back to the mothership. movie magic in the making.
Posted by: my2cents | Dec 6, 2008 3:54:34 PM