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Towleroad Guide to the Tube #437

HELICOPTERS: President Obama calls on Senator John McCain at today's White House Financial Summit.

ALAN KEYES: Stop Obama, or the U.S. will cease to exist.

LUCA ERA GAY: "Ex-gay" sings to 14 million Italian TV viewers of conversion from homosexuality at the Sanremo Festival.

TOOL: George W. Bush turns down job as hardware store greeter.

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  1. Ugh... Let's hope that one doesn't make it to Eurovision! Though the Russians would love it...

    Posted by: Kevinvt | Feb 23, 2009 5:58:57 PM

  2. Luca sera gay ancora. Come ignorante!

    Posted by: Rocco | Feb 23, 2009 6:00:13 PM

  3. Who let Alan Keyes out of the psych ward?

    Posted by: Kevinvt | Feb 23, 2009 6:03:20 PM

  4. So this is the kind of fiscally responsible commentary we would have endured had McCain been the victor. Shaking his fist at whitehouse mower gas costs? Talking about the electricity bill in the oval office? What a particularly irrelevant old man.

    But way to go, Obama... Get a senate task force up and running on nixing the peanuts on marine one, and putting the kybosh on the in flight movie selection. Useless people. You [obama] keep thinking that courting their good opinion will insure your victory in 2012...

    I thought the italian singer was doing a pasta commercial. What a schmuck.

    Posted by: TANK | Feb 23, 2009 6:08:38 PM

  5. I a quick video tour of 4 idiots.

    Posted by: Critifur | Feb 23, 2009 6:22:39 PM

  6. It would be pretty easy to regard the Keyes remarks as inciting violence against the president. Free speech is one thing but he's right on the edge.

    Posted by: Jim | Feb 23, 2009 6:32:36 PM

  7. Bush went shopping at the hardware store for flashlights and batteries? What does he know that we don't - yet?

    Posted by: Rick in Ohio | Feb 23, 2009 6:41:51 PM

  8. A big middle finger gesture to Alan Keyes and someone please give him his meds. He looks like he needs it desperately. Maybe the next thing he'll say is Obama is actually an alien from outer space trying to destroy the Earth.

    Posted by: gayalltheway | Feb 23, 2009 6:44:11 PM

  9. What is more shocking are the dozens of comments supporting Keyes. As so many Republicans started the phrase "Bush Derangement Syndrome" to represent Bush dissenters, it seems Keyes is beginning to represent "Obamaphilus".

    Posted by: Cj | Feb 23, 2009 7:08:50 PM

  10. Is that foam coming out of Keyes' mouth... or just 'no yet'?

    Posted by: kansastock | Feb 23, 2009 7:13:36 PM

  11. This singer is another miserable closet case. Claims to have dabbled in homosexuality then found god and poof he is straight...given enough time he'll "dabble" again when he realizes it is who he is and it something he can't wish away. Luckily this song was countered by a great speech given by the beloved Roberto Benigni in who told the same millions watching that being gay is not a sin but what is a sin is the stupidity leading to the persecution of gays.

    Posted by: carl in SD | Feb 23, 2009 7:28:05 PM

  12. Keyes rambles on like a broken commode and proves that he too is full of sh%t. And Illinois politics has such a bad reputation? Please let Obama be the exception.

    Posted by: 2nd Class Citizen | Feb 23, 2009 7:48:50 PM

  13. Forgive my ignorance but who is Alan Keyes ?
    The name rings a bell and I rmemebr some reference to him being rather "out there" so to speak, but what is his background etc. ?

    Posted by: nyrkr | Feb 23, 2009 8:22:17 PM

  14. Take a look at the YouTube poster of the Alan Keyes video. He's (supposedly) a retired 65 year old living in the U.K. His videos on YouTube borderline on an obsessive fascination with Obama being a communist, or not a citizen of the U.S., or the Anti-Christ. This user even deletes comments from his videos that he doesn't agree with, it's very, very sad.

    Posted by: Cj | Feb 23, 2009 8:50:58 PM

  15. Alan Keyes is one crazy-ass n*gger.

    Posted by: LightningLord | Feb 23, 2009 10:08:01 PM

  16. WTF? Lightninglord, check your racism at the door. Alan Keyes doesn't need any help destroying himself, and all you're doing is making him seem more resonable.

    Posted by: TANK | Feb 23, 2009 10:39:20 PM

  17. Oh, LightningLoser:

    The president of the United States would like a word with you.


    Posted by: 24play | Feb 24, 2009 1:33:18 AM

  18. LIGHTNINLORD calling Keyes crazy is enough said, leave the hate to him and the GOP.

    And the idiots at the hardware store? Priceless.

    Posted by: patrick nyc | Feb 24, 2009 10:28:36 AM

  19. I think LIGHTNINGLORD may be practicing a little "intra-racial, name-calling" priviledge. You know, like the Rappers who use the n-word freely, but dare a white guy to use it. I agree with LIGHTNINGLORD, but not publically, dear hearts.

    ...although he left out something, "crazy-ass UGLY...."

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Feb 24, 2009 10:50:59 AM

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