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03/19/2009
John Mayer's Junk Fell Asleep
Ah, the inanity of Twitter.
Hopefully it had a good dream. Like getting lovingly coddled in a neon thong in front of hundreds of fans on a cruise ship or something.
Posted 10:45 AM EST by Andy Towle in John Mayer, News, Twitter | Permalink
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I imagine with Jennifer Aniston it's practically in a coma.
Posted by: David D. | Mar 19, 2009 11:04:29 AM
John Mayer is one of the few people I follow on Twitter. He has some really good tweets. I'd try to resuscitate his penis anytime.
Posted by: BusyTimmy | Mar 19, 2009 11:08:35 AM
Well thank god that happens to someone famous. I will no longer suffer in silence and now this horrific, yet somewhat pleasureable when it get's the tinglies, problem will get some exposure.
Posted by: Kerry | Mar 19, 2009 11:15:45 AM
Both inches?
Posted by: Derek Washington | Mar 19, 2009 11:31:17 AM
Sounds like he needs mouth to mouth...
Posted by: Michael W. | Mar 19, 2009 11:35:22 AM
and here I though Jen's shrill bitching every other week about the same old shit = Angelina and Brad would have shriveled up any male's pecker
Who knew he still had a functioning penis
Can you just imagine what she is like with him in private? "Well Brad did this. Brad would never do that. Brad Brad Brad Brad and F Angelina, Brad Brad brad"
Ugh, he must need her as a beard or she is paying him for his somewhat publicity value because how could any guy deal with someone who can't get over a break up yrs after the fact. Get over it already. next month there will be another mag cover doing another interview with more biatching about Brad. Mark my words
Posted by: jimmyboyo | Mar 19, 2009 11:55:19 AM
What, no photos?
Posted by: patrick nyc | Mar 19, 2009 11:59:48 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm penis.
Posted by: Rachel | Mar 19, 2009 12:57:36 PM
i think john mayer is great. very smart, great musician, and hot, lol. i saw him on Carson Daly one night, and after being quizzed about his female fans, Mayer looked into the camera and said 'I like my males too!' and it sounded to me like he was being cute about being bi.... i hope so!
Posted by: casey | Mar 19, 2009 1:50:38 PM
Hey, thanks for ruining right now. He's a terrible musician and an obnoxious whiny singer and he's not attractive. Why would anyone with any taste want to think about his junk? Again, thanks.
Posted by: TANK | Mar 19, 2009 1:56:25 PM
i'll breathe life into his man stuff any old day any old time.
Posted by: nic | Mar 19, 2009 2:02:02 PM
TANK,
are you purposfully trying to be offensive? you are succeeding in spades. you are like a bad cold that hangs on, and on, then turns into a non-productive cough. go the fuck away.
Posted by: nic | Mar 19, 2009 2:27:38 PM
I thought he was gay!?
Posted by: Marc | Mar 19, 2009 2:27:59 PM
Apprently his brain is in his penis and fell asleep too. What a douchebag.
Posted by: Ted | Mar 19, 2009 3:50:16 PM
Tank, seriously, first Natasha Richardson and now John Mayer? Are you trying to be mean?
Posted by: CJ | Mar 19, 2009 8:29:11 PM
God, IT'S A JOKE! Notice the satirical "BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS" headline he wrote.
Some people really are as dumb as signposts sometimes. And I don't even like Mayer!
Posted by: Glenn | Mar 20, 2009 2:09:25 AM
ANDY,
your headline is misleading. it wasn't all his junk. it was just his peepee. ha! poor thing. i wonder if it's uncut. is John jewish? i'll wake that thing up if he wants.
he's a good guy. he's on our side, even if he doesn't play for our team.
Posted by: nic | Mar 20, 2009 4:13:40 AM
It was a joke, but it is doing the round...
Posted by: Michael | Mar 20, 2009 11:23:26 AM
It's sad some people don't appreciate sense of humor.
Posted by: Cale | Mar 21, 2009 4:55:27 PM