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06/15/2009
Michael Phelps' Pornstache Gives Him the Edge
It must be good luck.
Posted 10:22 AM EST by Andy Towle in Facial Hair, Michael Phelps, News, Swimming | Permalink
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YUCK! It looks awful. Makes him look like a slacker pothead, but I guess that's what he's going for.
Posted by: michael | Jun 15, 2009 10:34:44 AM
Am I the only one here who doesn't find him the least bit attractive, with or without the mustache?
Posted by: Eshto | Jun 15, 2009 10:44:46 AM
He's start'n to resemble frank zappa. Did he shave or wax down there?
Posted by: hadassah weinreb | Jun 15, 2009 10:54:19 AM
No Eshto, you're not.
Posted by: joren | Jun 15, 2009 11:07:39 AM
He's gross. I am so over him. Buh-bye.
Posted by: wisebear | Jun 15, 2009 11:09:25 AM
Sorry, guys. I think he looks like someone who enjoys having a good time having sex.
Posted by: Jeff NYC | Jun 15, 2009 11:18:35 AM
If he's still dating Carrie Prejean, he's a dick... and 'yeah' the 'stache looks stupid too.
Posted by: David in Houston | Jun 15, 2009 11:18:42 AM
I like
Posted by: jimmyboyo | Jun 15, 2009 11:19:35 AM
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Tralfaz | Jun 15, 2009 11:20:15 AM
If he is dating Prejean I seriously hope he is fucking her in the ass.
Posted by: patrick | Jun 15, 2009 11:31:43 AM
Nasty...just nasty!
Posted by: Jim Watson | Jun 15, 2009 11:32:45 AM
File under US Magazine's "Stars, they're just like us!".
Today's caption: "They have love handles!"
Posted by: Cristián | Jun 15, 2009 11:42:18 AM
i think those are his glutes packed into supertight trunks. that is one rockin bod.
Posted by: b mac | Jun 15, 2009 11:50:16 AM
yeah that looks like the top of his ass hanging out over partly pulled down too tight bottoms
Not love handles at all. The dude barely has any body fat
Posted by: jimmyboyo | Jun 15, 2009 11:57:37 AM
Looks like he's hung like a gerbil! Nothing!
Posted by: B-rod | Jun 15, 2009 12:05:10 PM
Yeah that swimsuit makes it look like hes got a Vag-j-jay
Posted by: ggreen | Jun 15, 2009 12:44:20 PM
He has that nerdy, sweet look down pat. I'd blow him for every gold medal as a thank you for his Olympic performances.
Posted by: Marco | Jun 15, 2009 1:09:55 PM
The stache must be a turn-on for Carrie Prejean...
Posted by: RP | Jun 15, 2009 1:17:36 PM
Fugly. Like Taylor Lautner. A hot body doesn't make up for a heinous face. But Carrie Prejean and some of you guys think otherwise.
Posted by: paul c | Jun 15, 2009 2:14:40 PM
Ugh.
Posted by: charley | Jun 15, 2009 2:27:55 PM
The porn 'stache will result in a poor air seal on the mouth of a bong. He'll shave it off soon.
Posted by: TikiHead | Jun 15, 2009 4:45:01 PM
"The porn 'stache will result in a poor air seal on the mouth of a bong. He'll shave it off soon"
Hahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Henry Holland | Jun 15, 2009 5:33:10 PM
LOL
I 2nd that hahahahahahahah Henry holland to Tikihead's comment
Posted by: jimmyboyo | Jun 15, 2009 6:21:12 PM
where is his penis?
Posted by: tofer david | Jun 15, 2009 10:15:32 PM
yeah phelps we're looking at you. the guy who f-ed up countless endorsement deals b/c you're too much of a tool, wannabe dumbass. yeah you're friggin' flipper in the pool, but out of it: douche w/pornstache
Posted by: yeah | Jun 15, 2009 11:40:26 PM