Levi Johnston is the new silent nut-crackin' pistachio spokesmodel, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Posted Oct. 5,2009 at 11:44 AM EST by Andy Towle in Levi Johnston, News | Permalink

1. Looks like somebody has been hittin' the gym, Daddy likes.

   Maybe we'll actually get some nude shots after all.

   Posted by: RONTEX | Oct 5, 2009 12:02:09 PM

   
   

2. I hope Palin throws a fucking fit everytime she see's this ad.

   Posted by: Tralfaz | Oct 5, 2009 12:03:19 PM

   
   

3. Wow. He looks really, really good.

   And mmmm, pistachios.

   Posted by: Billy | Oct 5, 2009 12:05:26 PM

   
   

4. I hope that's not the last time we see Levi holding some nuts. Badum ching!

   Posted by: Robert | Oct 5, 2009 12:09:15 PM

   
   

5. I like nuts, not the pistacchios ones please

   Posted by: Beto | Oct 5, 2009 12:23:16 PM

   
   

6. Oh, my, redneck hotness. I like this.

   If he keeps hitting the gym and filling himself out, no reason he can't bew a model. I'm not talking high fashion, mind you, but Sears catalog, oh yeah.

   Now if we can get Levi to graduate from nuts to teabags...

   Posted by: Chitown Kev | Oct 5, 2009 12:28:12 PM

   
   

7. What a great looking guy. I hope he has the 'nuts' to keep speaking out!

   Posted by: Bob in SF | Oct 5, 2009 12:29:14 PM

   
   

8. Did you all get the tag line: "Now Levi J does it with "Protection"!!! what a zinger!!!

   Posted by: Alex in Boston | Oct 5, 2009 12:37:08 PM

   
   

9. I love him.

   It's wrong.

   It's a love that has no future.

   Only an imagined past.

   It's a love that dare not speak its name.

   I love him.

   Posted by: Derek Washington | Oct 5, 2009 12:42:38 PM

   
   

10. Very proud of how this guy has gone out and made the most of the situation - making bank to support himself and his child.

    Not really down with him doing nude shots - unless the money is BIG. That would give Momma Beyotch Palin some major traction to talk about how he is a bad person, bad parent, unchristian, immoral -- you know the entire Christian Taliban attack.

    Posted by: walter | Oct 5, 2009 12:46:23 PM

    
    

11. Oh dear.

    I'm afraid this sort of thing can't be good for his character, and his character doesn't seem to have been especially strong to begin with.

    Posted by: Distingué Traces | Oct 5, 2009 1:00:56 PM

    
    

12. LOL@" ...but Sears catalog"

    Yes, Chitown, modeling underwear. He could do ads for jock straps too...I mean, athletic supporters.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Oct 5, 2009 1:02:50 PM

    
    

13. http://www.flickr.com/photos/wonderfulpistachios/3901568281/in/set-72157622314601782/

    'nuff said.

    Posted by: chris | Oct 5, 2009 1:04:52 PM

    
    

14. This ad is too cool for words.

    I'll be stopping at the store for a big bag of pistachios to enjoy as I watch Outrage at 9:00 tonight on HBO.

    Posted by: Jack | Oct 5, 2009 2:10:56 PM

    
    

15. The ultimate nut crack'n tool... and he didn't have to talk, either. Perfect.

    Posted by: kansastock | Oct 5, 2009 3:23:21 PM

    
    

16. at this point, I have to ask "what's the big deal?" really. his 15 minutes ended ages ago.

    Posted by: DR | Oct 5, 2009 4:12:32 PM

    
    

17. I hate to say it, DR, but so long as Sarah Palin is the goddess of the right-wing base, then Levi is going to be the side-show circus. And let's face it, with "her" book coming out (and by her, I mean the one her ghost writer wrote), she's never been so popular with the Republican base of this country -- she's getting all those red necks and bigots to read!

    So, in all fairness, Levi's not going away, not so long as Sarah Palin manages to stay current -- and with her rabid fan base of the fringe right, she's pretty good at doing that.

    Posted by: Ryan | Oct 5, 2009 4:27:49 PM

    
    

18. I still don't get why he's becoming a gay icon....whatev. Guess people go with the flow of the celeb du jour.

    Posted by: DR | Oct 5, 2009 5:25:26 PM

    
    

19. He oozes that blue collar sex thing. Bet you he has tasty nuts too...

    Posted by: jaragon | Oct 5, 2009 6:25:41 PM

    
    

20. Ugh. Levi Johnston? You guys have no shame/ I guess it's true that some gays will go for ANYTHING straight.

    Posted by: jase | Oct 5, 2009 7:59:55 PM

    
    

21. I bet Obama loves watching a black guy, who is Levi's body guard, be the "go-fer" to this white trash, Paris Hilton wanna-be.

    Posted by: hadassah weinreb | Oct 5, 2009 8:08:18 PM

    
    

22. Nooooooo!

    If he keeps getting paid for things that allow him to keep his clothes on, he might decide to pass on the things that require him to take them off.

    Posted by: Grey | Oct 5, 2009 10:51:03 PM

    
    

23. The whole Levi "phenomenon," if that's what it is, is a perfect example American idiocy. An awkward redneck country boy becomes celebrity for no reason other than he's a good looking teenager who fucked someone in a famous family. He has no skills whatsoever that would warrant any fame or any attention. He's not someone to be emulated, looked up to, or even paid attention to. When a Hollywood casting director says "He possesses the quiet cool of a young Sam Shepard," I know the apocalypse is near. If you're looking for a cute boy, there are plenty of others out there who deserve it more than this mumbling dolt. This mind-numbingly stupid country really does get what it deserves.

    Posted by: JIm | Oct 6, 2009 11:43:12 AM

    
    

24. let us not always over-analyze things. the boy is hawt. he got out of the toxic Palin environment and is trying to make a life for himself. i will not begrudge him that.

    Posted by: nic | Oct 6, 2009 11:53:55 AM

    
    

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