Madonna Has a Secret Son and He's Here to Bleed About It
Oh, dear...
Dude claims that on Christmas Eve in 1973, Madonna issued him forth from her loins. He also apparently shares her interest in hanging out on crosses, and hitchhiking in the nude.
Watch the trailer for Material Boy, AFTER THE JUMP...
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Posted Jan. 14,2010 at 10:35 AM EST by Andy Towle in Film, Madonna, News | Permalink
hahaha totally lame.
Posted by: Bosie | Jan 14, 2010 10:45:26 AM
ugh.
just ugh.
Posted by: anon, anon | Jan 14, 2010 10:47:15 AM
wait a minute...I have a twin?
Posted by: bozemanmontana | Jan 14, 2010 10:49:19 AM
How old was Madonna in 1973? 14? 13? Give me a break.
Posted by: sam | Jan 14, 2010 10:52:00 AM
Fame whore.
Posted by: Marco | Jan 14, 2010 10:53:08 AM
wtf was that all about???
Posted by: sebastien | Jan 14, 2010 11:08:54 AM
From the trailer, it looks like a guy who is trying to convince HIMSELF that he's relevant and interesting, hoping that the world will go along with it, and failing miserably.
Posted by: Tonic | Jan 14, 2010 11:12:28 AM
From the comments posted here, I'm I wrong to think that was crazy sexy cool performance art? Narcissism & Mad Tech Skills. I'm impressed how self promotion has been taken to a new level in 2010.
Posted by: Mark | Jan 14, 2010 11:18:42 AM
that looks to be vaguely awesome
Posted by: b mac | Jan 14, 2010 11:19:26 AM
With gay men leading the way...
Posted by: Mark | Jan 14, 2010 11:20:09 AM
Wait... that's real? Are you kidding? LOL
Posted by: androjai | Jan 14, 2010 11:36:23 AM
Don't really care what this might be about....but I would like to nail him on a cross!!
Posted by: mnrocko | Jan 14, 2010 11:37:41 AM
Sad, but I sure wouldn't mind seeing him in some gay porn.
Posted by: Shane | Jan 14, 2010 11:49:51 AM
People really shouldn't stop taking their Seroquel without first consulting the prescribing physician.
Posted by: The Milkman | Jan 14, 2010 11:55:12 AM
I can't believe I wasted 1:30 of my life on this.
Posted by: Pete | Jan 14, 2010 11:57:51 AM
I love the fact that it says he was born on Christmas Eve
Posted by: Antny | Jan 14, 2010 12:06:22 PM
i'll chime in with those who appreciated this piece of slightly mad erotica. i thought the intercut visuals were intriguing if a bit MTV 90's, and he himself a naughty nasty piece of business i'd be delighted to do strange things with or to. i actually hope to see more of him, and preferably at a much slower pace. i don't give a hoot about his madonna claims.
Posted by: jack | Jan 14, 2010 12:08:42 PM
LOL. Wait I just spewed Diet Coke all over my monitor. Really? Is this guy for real? She was 15 at the time. Granted, its still "possible" but I think someone would have mentioned this before now. Hell if it were true I'm shocked her brother Christopher didn't devote a whole chapter to it in his book "Feel Sorry For Me Because My Sister Is Famous and Mean".
Posted by: Neal | Jan 14, 2010 12:20:05 PM
OMG I am PRince's Cousin we should do a mash up duet.
Posted by: Glen | Jan 14, 2010 12:21:33 PM
Love it Love it Love it!
God, remember when the gays used to 'GET IT'?????
Now you queens are doing math and hating. Get the fuck over yourselves! It' hot, fun, silly, ridiculous, etc! You go Material Boy! Make mama scream!
Posted by: Kinky Boots | Jan 14, 2010 1:03:05 PM
This is what happens when you let MTV babysit your children!
Posted by: jakeinlove | Jan 14, 2010 1:10:35 PM
oh please!
Posted by: Warren | Jan 14, 2010 1:25:27 PM
Some how Madonna being the open book/publicity whore she is, I doubt she would not have milked this one. Nice try white trash, you are not in the same league as her highness.
Posted by: patrick nyc | Jan 14, 2010 2:10:28 PM
there is NO way, Christopher would have ridden this for all it's worth, her drug addicted brother from the Truth or Dare film would have leaked this shit out at the local crack den, SOMEONE would have talked by now.
This guy is mentally unstable, not enough for him to get out of bed in the morning and tie his own shoes but just enough for him to NEED attention on a grand scale and just enough for him to believe that his perceived "uniqueness" is probably because he is the son of Madonna somehow....deranged people make themselves believe all sorts of shit, look at Pat Robertson.
Posted by: john | Jan 14, 2010 2:27:17 PM
Brilliant and funny.
Posted by: dave | Jan 14, 2010 2:44:55 PM