Watch: Arizona News Station Aroused by Front Yard Erection
I mentioned this in my news round-up yesterday, but here's the local CBS affiliate getting excited about it. This is the longest news segment on a penis tree/sculpture I've ever seen. The news station even gives a map at the end of it so viewers can go look at it themselves. Tempe readers, I hope there's more to do in town than this.
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...
(via daily dish)
>>Tempe readers, I hope there's more to do in town than this.
There's really not.
PS: The Youtube captions running throughout that broadcast had me giggling like an Asian schoolgirl.
Posted by: crispy | Feb 19, 2010 10:06:54 AM
"Tempe readers, I hope there's more to do in town than this."
Aaaa, that would be a no. No is the answer we're looking for here.
Posted by: Jubal H | Feb 19, 2010 10:20:48 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHA
I came to post that, no, there isn't anything more to do in Tempe than this, and I see that two people have beaten me to it.
This town is a dump. Oh but the good side is there are a lot of hot ASU jocks. Spring and Fall by the poolside in my apartment building is *awesome!*
Posted by: DN | Feb 19, 2010 10:29:54 AM
Nope, nothing better to do in Tempe.
And even less in sad, sad Phoenix.
Posted by: Diogenes | Feb 19, 2010 11:02:55 AM
Damn, I thought *Madison* was boring.
Posted by: The Milkman | Feb 19, 2010 11:14:41 AM
what morons americans are....puritnical a-holes with nothing better to do then worry about BS like this.....
Posted by: Disgusted American | Feb 19, 2010 11:40:38 AM
lol! there really isn't anything at all to do in tempe! or Phx.
Posted by: d | Feb 19, 2010 1:47:22 PM
What stands out to me in this whole scenario is the childish inability of any of the adult news people covering the story to bring themselves to say the word Penis. Is the word Penis banned on Network television?
Posted by: Matt | Feb 19, 2010 2:38:03 PM
All the publicity he needs to make a killing on craigslist.
Posted by: anon | Feb 19, 2010 2:56:18 PM
If the face of Jesus appears on the penis tree will they still want to cut it down?
Posted by: jaragon | Feb 19, 2010 6:35:42 PM
Local authorities are passing emergency regulations requiring "all circumcised penis trees" to be wearing condoms when viewable in public locations. This will not apply to those "penis trees with foreskins intact."
I think they have it covered.
Posted by: jesse james | Feb 19, 2010 7:35:20 PM
America is so stupidly Puritanical! I'm so sick of it! For god's sake... where did all 300 million of us come from? They act like they never saw a dick before. America is nuts!
Posted by: Jim | Feb 19, 2010 10:44:20 PM
The Tempe and Phoenix Metro area is a great place!
Posted by: Adaman | Feb 20, 2010 2:38:19 AM
Stupid that people have nothing better to do then to complain. Ive got a couple boulders and a palm in between that looks like twig n berries--dare you to complain about it!!
BTW...I live in a suburb of Phoenix and think it is AWESOME here. TONS of hikes and lots of stuff to do around here, not to mention, the most beautiful sunsets I have ever seen. I'm just 40 and lived in 15 different states now and this ranks high, along with Oregon and WA.
Posted by: Phillip | Feb 21, 2010 12:44:07 PM