Slabs of Shirtless Swiss Judged in Geneva

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So in Geneva, Switzerland they have an annual "Mister Switzerland" pageant in which presumably heterosexual men compete for the title. Jan Buehlman (above) won this year's title over the weekend.

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From what I can gather, contestants are judged based on their ability to prance and crouch while wearing the pageant's signature khaki short uniform.

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