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Al Gore Just Can't Win: Prince Declares The Internet "Over"


The Internet is over. So, apparently, is underwear.

Via Dlisted: Prince has declared that the Internet is "over," likening it to the '80s fad that was MTV:

"Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."

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  1. OMG: look at his fucking CAWK. That is so hawt. Gawd: the glans are practically BURSTING. OMG. O. M. G.

    Posted by: veg | Jul 7, 2010 4:36:47 PM

  2. Nice dick!

    Posted by: Bobby | Jul 7, 2010 4:38:18 PM

  3. Should we buy Prince some underwear?

    Posted by: Stephen | Jul 7, 2010 4:42:36 PM

  4. He obviously hasn't got a clue about the internet or computers.

    Posted by: ravewulf | Jul 7, 2010 4:44:03 PM

  5. Liza Minnelli has a penis?

    Posted by: chris | Jul 7, 2010 5:02:59 PM

  6. MTV was just a channel, like Towleroad is just a website. A more proper analogy to the internet would be television itself, and that certainly hasn't gone anywhere. Prince, however, has apparently gone commando. I did a double take.

    Posted by: Wes | Jul 7, 2010 5:04:57 PM

  7. There I thought Prince was "over".

    And if that IS what everyone seems to think it is (and I think it's the seams) I'm still not impressed.

    Posted by: Fix It Again Tony | Jul 7, 2010 5:18:19 PM

  8. This self-absorbed tool. As if music distribution was EVER what the internet is all about.

    He's been a stupid lying ass ever since turning his name into a symbol and back--and lying to the public about the reasons, which were always strictly financial. (Record companies had the rights to music under his name.)

    Posted by: adamblast | Jul 7, 2010 5:40:07 PM

  9. Never liked him, never will....

    Posted by: wonderer | Jul 7, 2010 5:43:08 PM

  10. Fix: what seams do u know that are shaped like a penis? control+ if you need a better look.

    As for prince, he's just a big hypocrite with his "new found innocence and religion". womp womp. He's still resorting to cheap publicity tricks to get a headline even though he claims to be above it all and everyone else for that matter. *50 eye rolls*

    Posted by: B | Jul 7, 2010 5:44:35 PM

  11. Sit down, you tiny closet case.

    Posted by: WTF | Jul 7, 2010 5:48:47 PM

  12. And people the world over read this statement via.... THE INTERNET! What a Jehova's Witness Wack Job.

    Posted by: Baby Jane | Jul 7, 2010 5:55:44 PM

  13. Prince: no one cares what you think.

    I can't believe he wears that strap-on onstage.

    Posted by: Alex | Jul 7, 2010 5:59:29 PM

  14. I think of him as an 80s fad that is over, like bad hair and ultra-femme silk shirts with matching pants and shoes. More like PrinCess, IMO.

    Posted by: johnny | Jul 7, 2010 6:26:04 PM

  15. The man is delusional and I do wish he'd slip on a dance belt, but he's also thrown some of the best parties disguised as concerts that I've ever experienced. He needs to focus more on that and less on his precious dogma.

    Posted by: David | Jul 7, 2010 6:32:31 PM

  16. Wow, so Prince has a penis and stupid views. Is it 1985?

    Posted by: Paul R | Jul 7, 2010 6:42:58 PM

  17. What does this have to do with the homosexuality? Is that photo to scale? coulda sworn prince was smaller than that.

    Posted by: TANK | Jul 7, 2010 6:45:50 PM

  18. he also believes in chemtrails. hahaha... silly nigga. Stick to being the best guitar player on planet earth and just shut the fuck up.

    Posted by: why? | Jul 7, 2010 6:48:05 PM

  19. By declaring the internet over, Prince has gotten every site on the internet to talk about him.


    Posted by: crispy | Jul 7, 2010 6:49:25 PM

  20. And hitler's name won't soon be forgotten! BRILLIANT! because we all know that there's no such thing as bad publicity...right, jeffrey jones?

    Posted by: TANK | Jul 7, 2010 6:55:28 PM

  21. I don't believe Hitler has an album coming out on Saturday... right, Mike Godwin?

    Posted by: crispy | Jul 7, 2010 7:14:36 PM

  22.'s a bunch of bonnie tyler covers.

    Posted by: TANK | Jul 7, 2010 7:17:37 PM

  23. Prince peen, priceless!

    Posted by: Alfredo | Jul 7, 2010 7:21:45 PM

  24. Prince and The Little Prince!

    Posted by: Brian | Jul 7, 2010 7:38:22 PM

  25. Prince calling the internet "over." Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle purple.

    Posted by: TPL | Jul 7, 2010 7:55:40 PM

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