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'Porno Pete' LaBarbera Does Not Want Barney Frank Giving Him a Pat-Down at the Airport

Wingnut Peter LaBarbera (aka 'Porno' Pete) of the Americans for Truth About Homosexuality (AFTAH), is concerned about same-sex TSA patdowns:

Labarbera Homeland Security Sec. Janet Napolitano went out of her way yesterday to stress that the TSA pat-downs are "same-gender" -- mostly to reassure women that men will not be groping them at airports in the name of safety.

"But what about homosexual TSA agents?" AFTAH President Peter LaBarbera responded. "Isn't it just as inappropriate for a 'gay' male TSA agent to pat down male travelers as it is for a normal, heterosexual male TSA agent to pat down female travelers?

"The reality is, most traveling men would not want Barney Frank to pat them down at the airport security checkpoint," LaBarbera said. "Neither would it be fair to assign Ellen DeGeneres to pat down female travelers. (In the same vein, the Army should no more force normal male soldiers to shower and bunk with homosexual male soldiers than it would force females soldiers to bunk and shower with their male counterparts.)"

Read through for the LOLs.

No doubt Porno Pete has fantasized long and hard about getting an intense wanding at airport security.

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  1. Or better yet we could just end these dumbass scans/sexual assaults that don't actually make anyone safer and fire the whole lot of the TSA. Then we wouldn't have to worry about any former TSA agents accosting anyone in an airport with regularity.

    Posted by: Jason Young | Nov 17, 2010 1:28:07 AM


  2. Beacause you know that when a homo touches you the gay rushes through your body and POOF! You're Liberace!

    Posted by: Curt | Nov 17, 2010 6:45:41 AM


  3. Believe me his mother had to tie a T-Bone around his neck just to get the dog to play with him. No self respecting homo would want to lift his sack , if he has one. He is just trying to make a name for him self as he is an uugggly child and has been ib the closet too long...Now that all the hate is coming out of the woodwork. I think we are are going to have to fight harder for what is ours. DADT repeal is on the road to oblivion. We are going to have to get rough to get what we should already have. Freedom !!

    Posted by: yaaah69 | Nov 17, 2010 9:40:00 AM


  4. We're never going to get anywhere waiting for President Fierce or Congress to give us equality. The courts are the answer. But those who abandon the Obama for being gutless should remember who appoints Supreme Court justices.

    Posted by: wimsy | Nov 17, 2010 10:45:30 AM


  5. Now it is about Mr. LaBarbera . . . .
    Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much !
    Who know what might be hidden in that closet ?

    Posted by: EJ | Nov 17, 2010 2:38:23 PM


  6. I'd far rather see an uncomfortable groping of each and every airline passenger (including myself) than a single terrorist incident.

    Peter: Very few straight men worry about the things that you worry about.

    I wonder if Peter LaBarbera were erotically, sensually groped by a homosexual male TSA screener if he might finally have a "Three Faces of Eve" breakthrough moment and stop being so freakin crazy.

    Posted by: janssen | Nov 18, 2010 5:17:49 PM


  7. "wingnut" Peter has a good point.

    Quoted from the idiot commenter named Mike: "Hey, Petey! There already are gay or lesbian TSA screeners who are also consummate professionals and take their jobs seriously."

    The same could be said to the women about hetro men, right? So why the need to have same sex screening policy in the first place?

    Send me your mailing address. I'll mail you a dollar so you can buy some commonsense.

    Quoted from the idiot poster "the milkman (LOL! WHAT A NAME! LOL!)":

    "I think I speak for gay men everywhere when I suggest that an enhanced pat-down of this vomitous mass of a human being would be much more traumatic for the gay dude.

    Why "straight" men who are appallingly ugly continue to fear being accosted by gay men for sexual favors is beyond me. "

    Yea whatever. You Crusers would do just about anything with a working mouth....

    Posted by: jack ryan | Nov 18, 2010 5:48:27 PM


  8. *jack types while adjusting his manzier after furiously masturbating to gay pornography.*

    Jack's just frustrated because most people frown on pedophilia, and he can't see his genitals while standing to--as his peepaw would say--"warsh 'em down on sundays".

    No, jack, pedophilia will never be okay...no matter how many eyeless photos of mario lopez you send to the thirteen year old boy down the street. Never, ever, ever...

    Posted by: TANK | Nov 18, 2010 6:02:32 PM


  9. thank you pls...

    Posted by: porno | Nov 29, 2010 7:48:34 PM


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