Movies: Super 8’s Nostalgia, Hugh Jackman’s Singing, Magneto’s Sexuality

The film is called Snow Flower and the Secret Fan and Hugh Jackman, playing an Australian businessman, will be singing in it… in Chinese no less! Here's another new still from the picture.

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Given Hugh's astonishing talents in the musical realm, we have to consider Hollywood's reticence to monetize him doing that as an epic fail on behalf of their entire industry. They suck.

Plummerinbeginners Road Can Christopher Plummer get a Supporting Actor nomination for his work at the late-blooming gay father in Beginners (reviewed last week)? One of the best Oscar pundit thinks so. I am slightly less convinced but only because I worry about all the small films. If they don't get some theatrical expansion and box office heat (relative to their size of course), they never make it all the way. But those supporting categories… they're very hard to predict before the fleet of wintry prestige films arrive. One thing is sure: Christopher Plummer is definitely the most promising "Supporting" contender thus far.

Road Headline of the Month! "Bradley Cooper Confirmed to Tail Ryan Reynolds in the Place Beyond the Pines" The film we've all just imagined is not the film they're making, damnit!

Road Towleroad already covered that Magneto performs Lady Gaga video but one particular line in the song parody raises an eyebrow "I'm a mutant not gay, I think God made a mistake…" Wait, Magneto's not gay???

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"You want society to accept you, but you can't even accept yourself."
-Michael Fassbender as Magneto, X-Men: First Class

Canonically speaking, no, Magneto is not gay. In typically convoluted and often revised comic history he was once married in the 1940s (though he is but a child in the 40s in the movies) and has fathered three children (two of whom became superheroes themselves: Quicksilver & The Scarlet Witch). This is not to imply that no married father has ever been gay. But Magneto, being a very "out" mutant, wouldn't be the type to hide his true nature. And haven't the movies implicitly suggested homosexuality… or at least queerness. It's there in the way Sir Ian McKellen and Rebecca Romijn played Magneto and Mystique with such memorably platonic best-friend-bitchy chemistry in the first three films. It's there in the long soulful wet gazes between James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender in the new film. (Didn't you want to shout "KISS HIM!" each and every time? I did.)

Magneto Oh the other hand…

[SPOILER ALERT] Magneto did sleep with blue skinned female mutant Mystique this time out. [/SPOILER]

Perhaps the film franchise is trying to have it both ways with the character: One eye to the X-Men's long history of gay appeal (instant metaphor: just add "coming out" dialogue), and one to the box office (make eyes with Xavier but only get horizontal with Mystique). Your thoughts? It's fun to project your own sexuality on superheroes, isn't it?

 

Comments

  1. Tuck says

    I’ve always gotten the impression that magneto and Xavier are probably mostly straight. It’s hard to think of them as sexual beings since i think they’re both more dedicated to their respective visions than they could ever be to another person. I mean, Xavier’s longest-lasting and stablest romantic relationship is with an alien space empress he hardly ever sees.

  2. says

    But don’t forget that Mystique is a shape-shifter. She could easily take the form of a man during sex, so the queering of their sexual relationship is still on the table.

  3. Polyboy says

    Nerd Moment:

    Magneto and Professor X are a lot older than they look in the comics.

    Magneto was de aged and Professor X’s mind was transferred into a younger cloned body.

  4. wtf says

    Can we please put the bashing of the word queer to rest? Welcome to the 21st century where not everyone is afraid of a word that has been completely reclaimed by a new generation of people. Even before then it wasn’t a descriptor of abusive sex so your critique is just…odd.

  5. hephaestion says

    Hugh Jackman and Cheyenne Jackson are both insanely under-utilized talents of historic proportions. They can sing & dance circles around any performers alive today and it is insane that both of them are not being sllowed to display their talents in major motion pictures or TV shows. They let freakin’ Gwyneth Paltrow of all people sing on “Glee” but not Cheyenne! WTF???!!!

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