1. AllBeefPatty says

    Oh yes!

    More games for your penis.

    If they want perfect aim, simply place a photo of Maggie Gallagher at the bottom with her mouth open.

    Hell of a lot cheaper and more rewarding.

  2. johnny says

    The deeper question is: Why are men normally so angry when faced with a urinal that doesn’t have a fun little game?

    Seems we are a nation reduced to infantile paralysis.

  3. AllBeefPatty says


    But of course.

    When the narrative of the county is based on whether same gender couples can have rights or not, infantile paralysis is a direct result of anti-intellectualism and religious doctrine.

    It’s nauseating.

  4. sparks says

    Whoever thought of a way to get men to play with their penises (even more) in a public restroom is GENIUS.

    “We weren’t masturbating, officer. We were trying to score a field goal!”

    Now all we need is to have them set up side-by-side urinals to compete with each other…

  5. Jeff K. says

    I’ve found that most of the mess doesn’t result from bad aim, but rather from the last few drops at the end that don’t quite make it into the bowl and fall on the floor.

  6. says

    Better than staring at the wall when using the urinal. Maybe some day we’ll be earning achievements on Xbox Live while peeing.