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RuPaul: No 'Lying Bitches' Will Ruin My Reveal

RuPaul hasn't let "lying bitches" spoil this year's Drag Race finale like they did last year, the Daily Beast reports:

DragraceNaturally, audience members and the gaggle of queens (Pork Chop! Yara Sofia!) who filed into the El Portal Theatre last week for the reunion taping had to sign away their firstborns before being allowed inside to witness the coronation. They also had the pleasure of experiencing Ru’s magnificent entrance: “Excuse my beauty, bitches.” 

But it was all a ruse. Once again, RuPaul had pulled one over on graceful Chad Michaels, spooky Sharon Needles, and spunky Phi Phi O’Hara, giving them the hardest challenge of all. Each was filmed fake-winning, and America’s next top drag queen will—finally!—be revealed when the show airs tonight.

In a sickening red gown, gold slingbacks, and matching gold curls, RuPaul took time out to explain the process to the audience. “We are going to film the ending three times so we can protect the integrity, because I know how it is with you lying bitches.”

What else will you see?

You will see the underwear-clad Pit Crew models dragging in Willam to face RuPaul and finally explain to viewers why she was the first contestant to be unceremoniously dismissed from Drag Race. Hint: it has nothing to do with barfing and everything to do with sex. Charo makes an appearance to bail out Kenya Michaels. Phi Phi O’Hara addresses the haters, Jiggy Caliente weeps, and Latrice Royale receives five standing ovations and many more catcalls. Is “We love you, Latrice!” the new national anthem?

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  1. As a drag performer myself ( sorry to all you folks who think we make 'the gays' look bad ) I will say that Ru Paul has brought drag to the masses,(s)he has made drag acceptable and accessable to many people who would have never given it another thought. Those of us who eke out a livng in smaller communities owe Ru a world of gratitude.. As for LOGO, I'm also in my 50's ( sorry I am speaking all you ageist queens) so the thought of there being a 'gay network' is mind boggling to me, bad programming or not

    Posted by: RD | Apr 30, 2012 10:32:15 PM


  2. Paul, I dislike watching shows that I don't like as well buddy!! If you dislike Drag Race, then don't watch it. And since you aren't watching it, you are obviously ignorant as to what happens on the show, so I fail to see how your comments have any relevance here. Run along now.. this is my favorite show.
    THANK GOD SHARON NEEDLES WON!!

    Posted by: Lucas | May 1, 2012 2:10:49 PM


  3. Really great. You are absolutely welcome. And thank you for coming by! I really appreciate it.
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    Posted by: TA-65 | Jul 24, 2013 2:11:57 AM


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