1. Joe says

    And if you shop in those disgustingly fragrant stores you’re a very bad gay. Uugh…

  2. bozemanmontana says

    “Abercrombie is a Republican pothead. Hollister is a metrosexual fratboy.”
    Nah. They’re both douches.

  3. Andalusian Dog says

    I guess that was a joke, but it’s a kind of “humor” that isn’t actually funny. More a*shole-y. People need to learn what comedy is.

  4. Bob says

    “Smize” is a word frequently used on America’s Next Top Model. It means to smile with your eyes (i.e., “In this photo, you’re just smiling and your face looks dead. Here, however, your picture comes alive because you are smizing.”

  5. ratbastard says


    Actually, ‘Preston’ is kinda hot. I have a thing for Asian dudes with facial hair.

  6. zeddy says

    Hollister and Abercrombie: bringing a lack of fashion to the world, one clueless person at a time.