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A Penetrating Visualization of Hard GOP Presidential Poll Data: VIDEO


Matthew Epler has created a series of customized sex toys for Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, and Michele Bachmann (pictured above in respective order) based on hard polling data.

Writes Epler:

Grand Old Party demonstrates that as a people united, our opinion has real volume. When we approve of a candidate, they swell with power. When we deem them unworthy, they are diminished and left hanging in the wind. We guard the gate! It opens and closes at our will. How wide is up to us.

In an age of information, we rely on hard facts. Each of the shapes you see here come directly from poll data collected by Gallup. This data reects approval ratings for each GOP candidate among registered Republican voters from December 10, 2011 to April 1, 2012. Each shape’s girth is a reflection of popularity while their height is a reflection of time.

The contours of these delightful shapes conjure up the waves of amber grain and those lapping at the rim of our great nation spanning from sea to shining sea. As the battle for the Presidency rails on, we must remember that Americans may may have achieved freedom through war, but they are also a people of love. After all, in the end all we have is each other.

Brining up the rear has a whole new meaning now.

Don't miss the video, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. Well, at least I had SOMETHING to laugh about this morning. That's hilarious.

    Posted by: ESA | May 15, 2012 9:43:06 AM

  2. no wonder the power bottoms in GOProud and LCR are so excited for the election; they could take "the Romney" no sweat.

    Posted by: QJ201 | May 15, 2012 10:02:51 AM

  3. Maybe if Santorum used his, he'd be less uptight about human sexuality. Dude's wound up a little tight... He could make diamonds down there

    Posted by: Graphicjack | May 15, 2012 10:18:27 AM

  4. Shouldn't the one for Santorum be all spikey?

    Posted by: BobN | May 15, 2012 11:52:03 AM

  5. This only confirms what we've been saying all along, Mitt Romney is a big pain in the @ss.

    Posted by: Caliban | May 15, 2012 12:08:42 PM

  6. For all the liberty lovers out there: It is important for every Ron Paul supporter to become a precinct chair so we can throw out the neo-cons and bigots from the state chairs and instead put liberty lovers into place. Google RON PAUL PRECINCT CHAIR for more info, there are plenty of vacancies in every county in the USA.

    Posted by: Ryan P | May 24, 2012 2:57:21 PM

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