Macbook Pro: The New Way to 'Cure' Your Kid's Homosexuality
A listing (since flagged) on Craigslist LA:
"I am selling my son't macobok pro 15 inch. He found out that there is going to be a new macbook so I will be buying that for him. I bought it last summer so it isn't even a year old yet. It is on pretty decent shape. I am pretty firm on the price.
"Just a footnote. I don't want to get a ton of messages from you guys saying that I am spoiling my son and turning him into an entitled monster. There is a backstory that you aren't even aware of. My son was committing homosexual acts and got caught in the act. We made a deal that if he chose to be straight, that we would buy him more nice things. So don't message me saying that I am a bad parent for spoiling him. It's quite the opposite, I am a good parent adn I'm working with him to correct his problem."
(via facebook, via sean chapin)
Might be worth the $1300 just for the contents of the hard drive :)
Posted by: acorlando | Jun 14, 2012 9:20:23 AM
Sorry Bob, there aren't enough Black voters in CA to account for the Prop 8 vote. But go right ahead with exit poll fueled misinformation.
People NOT voting is what got Prop 8 passed but that tidbit is always swept under the rug.
Posted by: Polyboy | Jun 14, 2012 10:10:49 AM
So what this guy is saying is "I don't want my kid to be gay, so I am turning him into a hooker instead". Anyway, the kid is aiming low: I'd ask for a friggin' Ferrari!
Posted by: RandyN | Jun 14, 2012 11:44:01 AM
So what this guy is saying is "I don't want my kid to be gay, so I am turning him into a hooker instead". Anyway, the kid is aiming low: I'd ask for a friggin' Ferrari!
Posted by: RandyN | Jun 14, 2012 11:44:04 AM
If it were a decent price, I'd buy it and then donate the money to the son's gay charity of choice or to his first month's rent to live on his own, away from his harmful parents!
Posted by: Gary | Jun 14, 2012 12:14:21 PM
That's hysterical. Funny thing is--it won't "cure" his kid's homosexuality but the kid will use it to get stuff.
Posted by: Daniel | Jun 14, 2012 2:02:14 PM
That's hysterical. Funny thing is--it won't "cure" his kid's homosexuality but the kid will use it to get stuff.
Posted by: Daniel | Jun 14, 2012 2:02:21 PM
What a great parent!!!.....I totally understand this parent reasoning.....That's what happen to me. Let me explain... When i bought the Iphone I became Bisexual, when i got the MAC Book Pro 15" i bacame totally GAY and a size QUEEN. But now that my mommy got me the newest/latest Mac Book Pro, I'm no longer gay... I'm A BIG ass TRANNY now,turning tricks to pay for my BooB job.
Thanks Mommy Deareast!!!!!
Posted by: Cherry Swells | Jun 14, 2012 4:47:47 PM
What a great parent!!!.....I totally understand this parent reasoning.....That's what happen to me. Let me explain... When i bought the Iphone I became Bisexual, when i got the MAC Book Pro 15" i bacame totally GAY and a size QUEEN. But now that my mommy got me the newest/latest Mac Book Pro, I'm no longer gay... I'm A BIG ass TRANNY now,turning tricks to pay for my BooB job.
Thanks Mommy Deareast!!!!!
Posted by: Cherry Swells | Jun 14, 2012 4:47:53 PM