Towleroad Guide to the Tube #1138
MARS 2023: Plans to establish a human settlement.
DANCE IN THE CLUB: No doubt you've seen these moves before.
AIDS LIFECYCLE: Erik Grossman and Sam Sabawi present the first day of the eleventh AIDS/LifeCycle.
ANTI-GAY HATE SPEECH: May 2012 edition.
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Fantastic--I am ready to leave this Earth and create a brand new world where an entirely new male culture can take root and colonizing Mars would provide the opportunity needed.
Posted by: Rick | Jun 4, 2012 5:27:12 PM
A new male culture where there are no fems or limp-wristed sissies and all the gay men are closeted and have sex with their dads. Just like me.
Posted by: Rick | Jun 4, 2012 5:33:21 PM
Uh, if that kid is old enough to step into my club, I'd have to see his ID first.
Posted by: Alan | Jun 4, 2012 6:14:58 PM
Nice idea re: Mars -- but who could live the rest of their lives in a small hut in a dusty cold desert?! They would go crazy!
Posted by: AA | Jun 4, 2012 7:20:26 PM
How to dance in a club is hilarious, it could have been made in the late '70's. Its nice to see things haven't changed in the clubs too much!
Posted by: Iwontgrowup | Jun 4, 2012 8:44:34 PM
shouldnt the entire premise of one man one woman be questioned? Like "so youre saying that the only relaitionship that is legitimate in your eyes is 'one man, one woman'?"
They cannot hide behind marriage is 1 male, 1 female and at the same time say they have gay friends, or have no problem with our lifestyle. or civil unions are great (cause we still have DOMA). screw that semantic BS they use.
Its veiled hate. and thinly veiled at that. These straights arent protecting the sanctity of marriage either. Theyre just "protecting" their idea of marriage from being something us 'lesser and undesireable' folk enjoy also.
Breeders. Most of em think we r soooo terrible. and as Ive said before. theres 6 billion peeps on this planet. I dont think us gays have made the slightest dent in debiltating procreation, marriage, or even heterosexuality
Posted by: stevenelliot | Jun 5, 2012 1:59:58 AM
Oh God. Mars. All gay men keeping each other warm day in and day out. Growing old together. Really old. Dying in each others withered arms. Burying each other in the frozen...er...mars. KIWI and RICK together forever.
Posted by: UFFDA | Jun 5, 2012 2:05:36 AM
Yetiştiricilerden. Em çox biz r soooo dəhşətli edirəm. və Ive əvvəl bildirib. bu planetdə 6 milyard peeps theres. Bizə Gays hətta kiçik procreation ünsiyyət, Ailə qurmaq debiltating ilə əyri, və ya heterosexuality etdik hesab yoxdur
Onlar crazy getmək olardı!
Posted by: ralph lauren pas cher | Jun 5, 2012 4:18:55 AM