KFC's Colonel Sanders Loves The Gays - And Bette Midler: VIDEO
John Goodman channeled his inner Southerner in this Funny or Die sketch featuring the actor portraying KFC founder Colonel Sanders, who loves the gays.
Why, in the 140 years he's been on this planet, the Colonel has never hurt a gay — in fact he may even be gay, he says! He does after all enjoy the company of men and tapping his fictionalized toe to Bette Midler. So, unlike Chick-fil-A, KFC is opening their arms for the gays to feast on their legs. Some participating locations are even putting a table dancing mandate into place!
Watch Goodman's send-up AFTER THE JUMP.