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'Mormon Missionary Positions' Are Surprisingly Complex

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Via Copyranter comes a few pages from a field guide of Mormon Missionary Positions. Or, rather, the Mormon missionary's potential positions.

See a few more AFTER THE JUMP.

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  1. ROFLMAO. Are the positions named?

    Posted by: Diogenes Arktos | Oct 25, 2012 11:31:40 AM


  2. It's good to see that they use protection.

    Posted by: Sylvatica | Oct 25, 2012 11:50:29 AM


  3. I got quite a few of those missionaries out of their underwear back in the 70s, and boy did they go wild!

    Nothing gets the libido stoked like two years of not being able to even masturbate!

    Posted by: Palmer | Oct 25, 2012 11:50:47 AM


  4. Some names for the positions, Top to bottom, left to right, 1. Jesus on a cross 2. Traveling Missionary 3. The Great Parting 4. Do unto others 5. The Good Samaritan 6.
    The Profit 7. Nailed on a Cross 8.Heavenly Father Position.

    Posted by: Rick | Oct 25, 2012 11:51:59 AM


  5. Just a question. WHY on a bicycle?

    Posted by: Betocreativo | Oct 25, 2012 11:52:51 AM


  6. @Diogenes
    Click on the link for the names of the positions.

    Posted by: Sylvatica | Oct 25, 2012 11:53:50 AM


  7. Well, one thing is for sure: a lot of those Mormon boys on mission are decidedly HOT.....

    Posted by: Rick | Oct 25, 2012 11:53:53 AM


  8. From wikipedia, for betocreativo:

    "The most visible and most common type of missionaries are typically those who proselytize door-to-door and ride bicycles for transportation."

    Posted by: Dastius Krazitauc | Oct 25, 2012 11:55:39 AM


  9. @Sylvatica - the first link does not have names and the second link does not work on my computer:(

    Posted by: Diogenes Arktos | Oct 25, 2012 12:18:20 PM


  10. That was a good laugh!

    Posted by: Tom in long beach | Oct 25, 2012 12:39:38 PM


  11. I'm LOVING this!!

    Posted by: Sean in Dallas | Oct 25, 2012 1:02:48 PM


  12. Booo. This is just Mormon bashing.

    Posted by: Fenrox | Oct 25, 2012 1:10:52 PM


  13. Ugh, so that comment went through, WTF is up with comments on this site!?!?!

    Posted by: Fenrox | Oct 25, 2012 1:11:37 PM


  14. @Fenrox: Say what you mean, mean what you say. Then post it.

    Is it bashing if it's By Mormons, For Mormons?

    Posted by: Just Joshin' | Oct 25, 2012 1:15:47 PM


  15. So many Mormon boys are hot. At least they're doing something right out there in the desert.

    Posted by: ratbastard | Oct 25, 2012 1:19:35 PM


  16. I wish there were a poster of this.

    Posted by: johnny | Oct 25, 2012 1:43:02 PM


  17. I'm calling #8 The Romney - because of the Flip-Flop.

    Posted by: Rob | Oct 25, 2012 2:37:54 PM


  18. What is the point of this posting?

    Posted by: andrew | Oct 25, 2012 2:43:01 PM


  19. I really like these. Now I am going to go watch Latter Days with the sound and my pants off.

    Posted by: Randall | Oct 25, 2012 4:54:07 PM


  20. I'm sure quite a few of these cute Mormom boys practice a few of those positions after a hard day of preaching...

    Posted by: jaragon | Oct 25, 2012 5:20:15 PM


  21. @Just Joshin, Sometimes you make a post, it says it goes through, then nothing shows up. That's my site issue.

    To the mormon bashing, It's stupid, treat others equally, don't make fun of the stupidity of someone's life choices. We are all dumdums, we are all the worst. Attack them back, when attacked or attack them because you want to. This kind of crap is the gray area that becomes harder and harder to excise the longer you allow it.

    Posted by: Fenrox | Oct 25, 2012 5:25:55 PM


  22. @andrew. It's called humor.
    If you don't get it, you never will.

    Posted by: Edd | Oct 25, 2012 5:39:22 PM


  23. im surprisingly turned on by this...

    Posted by: josh | Oct 25, 2012 6:13:52 PM


  24. I must be pretty repressed to be aroused by this -_-

    @ Betocreativo

    Because thats how Elders usually travel.

    Posted by: Alexx | Oct 25, 2012 8:23:45 PM


  25. Andrew - What is the point of your comment?

    Posted by: Markt | Oct 25, 2012 9:15:39 PM


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