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'Mormon Missionary Positions' Are Surprisingly Complex

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Via Copyranter comes a few pages from a field guide of Mormon Missionary Positions. Or, rather, the Mormon missionary's potential positions.

See a few more AFTER THE JUMP.

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  1. gotta say, found no.16 to be pretty hot, pretty jelly of the guy in the helmet

    Posted by: luke | Oct 25, 2012 9:49:31 PM


  2. I found another computer where I was able to see all the positions and their official names. I liked the names I saw here much better.

    Posted by: Diogenes Arktos | Oct 25, 2012 10:20:02 PM


  3. @RICK: ROFL!!! your names for the positions elevated (ahem) this to a whole new level.

    Posted by: UM FROM UMBRIDGE | Oct 25, 2012 10:20:33 PM


  4. @EDD and MarkT : I was asking the question because I didn't and still don't get the point or message that Towleroad is trying to make with this posting. It doesn't seem like humor to me. What is humorous about those pics?

    Posted by: andrew | Oct 25, 2012 10:37:51 PM


  5. Whatever Andy; you can't tell me you and ur bf haven't dressed up as Mormon missionaries just for fun. Or that now u want to?? Haha.

    C'mon, the Mormons dutifully spend 1/10th of all their income on politics (never charity) BEGGING for press like this. C'mon. Ru kidding me ;-)

    Posted by: Just_a_guy | Oct 25, 2012 11:11:50 PM


  6. Btw, I have loved a Mormon missionary, so I might as well be Mormon, right? I mean, I'm sure more supernatural things happened in our bed than in a Mormon Temple--ever. And it's not like I didn't ever wear his magic underwear.

    Posted by: Just_a_guy | Oct 25, 2012 11:15:59 PM


  7. Gives a new meaning to spreading the Gospel.

    Posted by: Francis | Oct 26, 2012 1:12:14 AM


  8. Loved this! That was f*cking hot!

    Posted by: nikko | Oct 26, 2012 1:43:20 AM


  9. Cute, but I enjoyed the scene from "Buckleroos" more.

    Posted by: Mark | Oct 26, 2012 2:20:46 AM


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