DOLPHIN: Stampede caught on film.
SH*T GIRLS SAY TO GAY GUYS: The sequel.
BRYAN FISCHER: Natural disasters are God's spankings.
KANGAROO IN THE CAR PARK: The roo at the Melbourne airport was tranquilized and will be kept in captivity and observed by a vet until it is ready to be released into the wild.
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