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Pat Robertson Says Demons May Have Attached Themselves to Sweaters from Goodwill Shops: VIDEO

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A concerned 700 Club viewer called Pat Robertson yesterday to ask if what her mom had told her was true — that demonic spirits attach themselves to clothes and other items at Goodwill stores — and wondered what she should do about it.

Said Robertson: “Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects, the answer is yes. But I don't think every sweater you get from Goodwill has demons in it...Hey, it ain’t going to hurt anything to rebuke any spirits that happened to have attached themselves to those clothes.”

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  1. So Pat is advocating the use of witchcraft to drive out evil spirits from inanimate objects?

    As far as clothing is concerned, I think some soap and water will do just fine. I feel sorry for that girl that wrote in with that question, who has to live with such a dangerous nutcase for a mother.

    Posted by: Jack M | Feb 26, 2013 9:36:33 AM


  2. Old trolls CAN learn new tricks!

    Posted by: Enzo | Feb 26, 2013 9:42:10 AM


  3. Replace "demons" with "bedbugs" and it makes perfect sense!

    Posted by: Donald | Feb 26, 2013 9:43:28 AM


  4. i have a mother in law that thinks just like pat, very scary

    Posted by: capetom | Feb 26, 2013 9:47:12 AM


  5. o.O

    Posted by: sparks | Feb 26, 2013 9:52:26 AM


  6. Is he not dead yet? He looks like a demon with those squinty eyes and hunched posture.

    Posted by: Will | Feb 26, 2013 9:56:50 AM


  7. If the person who sent in that question is serious, someone needs to put them in a space shuttle and blast them off into orbit where we never have to hear from them again or, imaginary god forbid, let them reproduce. Seriously, this stuff makes me not want to be on this planet any more.

    Posted by: Ryan | Feb 26, 2013 10:03:09 AM


  8. I think it's great that PR can take time from the Great Cosmic Matters to answer a little, practical question. He's a genuinely compassionate spiritual adviser. I feel better knowing that.

    Posted by: gregorybrown | Feb 26, 2013 10:14:56 AM


  9. I suspect spirit only attach themselves to clothes if they were previously worn by blacks or Jews, reading between the lines here, right, Pat?

    Posted by: anon | Feb 26, 2013 10:32:13 AM


  10. Demonic raisins, I rebuke you!

    Posted by: Tammy Faye | Feb 26, 2013 10:33:26 AM


  11. demonic clothes........uhm no

    Now, demonic sugar, carbs, and fat is something many a gym-gay man can believe in :-P

    Get behind me SATANY tasty Sugary treats

    Posted by: Moz's | Feb 26, 2013 10:55:03 AM


  12. Why do I feel like that question was submitted by someone from someplace like The Onion just to see what sort of response it would get. It's almost too ridiculous to be real.

    Posted by: e.c. | Feb 26, 2013 11:10:17 AM


  13. hmmm thanks for the idea Pat, seems I should send you a care package with a little attachment for you ;)

    Posted by: Johnny | Feb 26, 2013 11:20:29 AM


  14. I'm envisioning a very funny new Woolite ad.

    Posted by: Houndentenor | Feb 26, 2013 11:21:34 AM


  15. He hates the Macklemore song, I'm guessing.

    Posted by: jht | Feb 26, 2013 11:22:19 AM


  16. Where are the Winchester brothers when you need them?

    Pat Robertson, please sit down and shut up.

    Posted by: jamal49 | Feb 26, 2013 11:33:09 AM


  17. Notice that the caller's name is Carrie---

    Posted by: Marguerite Gautier | Feb 26, 2013 11:35:04 AM


  18. These effing demons have been stealing my socks for years.......

    Posted by: JackFknTwist | Feb 26, 2013 11:41:13 AM


  19. @ JAMAL 49 ;
    or at least one particular Winchester Boy..Yum, yum.

    Posted by: JackFknTwist | Feb 26, 2013 11:42:31 AM


  20. As the Rev is not one to let a business opportunity go by, will CBN be marketing some sort of Evil-Spirit-Be-Gone spray kit? For only $19.95 you too can have confidence that with a single spray any evil spirits attached to your used sweater will be cast off.

    Posted by: SC David | Feb 26, 2013 11:51:27 AM


  21. I'm taking off all of my clothes right now, just to be safe. I recommend that you all do too.

    Posted by: JamesinMA | Feb 26, 2013 11:55:48 AM


  22. Ever since I was a young child (I'm now 55), I was taught the reasons why I should respect the elderly. When I hear this pathetic, vicious and obviously senile cretin, I totally find that none of those reasons apply.

    Posted by: StevyD | Feb 26, 2013 11:56:34 AM


  23. Damn! I thought I only had to worry about lice and bedbugs at thrift stores... now demons too?!

    Posted by: Matt | Feb 26, 2013 1:08:59 PM


  24. You can't make this stuff up.

    Posted by: beef and fur | Feb 26, 2013 1:50:46 PM


  25. Looks like Pat's senility is really getting much harder to hide now.

    Posted by: Firestorm | Feb 26, 2013 1:56:22 PM


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