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  1. Bill says

    The fat red-neck in the pick-up truck has the right to park any where he wants and he parked properly, between the lines and did not hit the other guy’s car with his door. I think this says more about the guy with the Porsche than it does the guy with the pick up truck. It reminds me of the joke: What’s the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

  2. steve says

    this is random, just felt like sharing that in my experience pick-up truck drivers are the worst drivers on the road – and I think there have even been studies on the behaviors of pick-up truck drivers

  3. mike says

    Ah, so it’s the truck driver that has the small penis, while the Porsche driver clearly must have a very large penis because of his Porsche.

    Also, the truck driver was parked completely properly. Does this d-bag think he owns the parking lot or something?

  4. Craig says

    If I was the guy with the truck I would’ve stolen the sign before I left. I think it would be funny anywhere in a parking lot – especially in front of a Porsche.

  5. Bob says

    Not funny — I could only watch the beginning. And who the hell gives credibility to yahoos that do not pronounce their car names right?
    Por-shuh
    Por-shuh
    Por-shuh
    See, it’s not difficult!

  6. says

    Just proves once again, the worst thing you can say to a guy is that he has a small penis…..how shallow. Back in the day, one of the best nights I spent was with a cop who had three inches. He made up for it in sooooo many ways, lol. Guys need to get over the size thing. In fact, I think I’ll write in my next novel characters who happen not to be endowed.

  7. parkrunner says

    Canary yellow? This pathetic dweeb screams, “Look at me!”. I always thought guys with Porsches were sexually inadequate. I guess I was right.

  8. cando64 says

    Disappointing that this is on your site. It wasn’t funny at all and the Porsche owner comes off as a major ass – especially the “friggin’ farmer” comment. What a tool. How does he productively contribute to society? Just don’t get it.

  9. Chlorogoth says

    It’s disappointing Towleroad puts this trash up. I was already irritated you put the story of the Queen supporting gay rights up without vetting it. I mean, the story came form the daily mail, which is exactly like towleroad publishing stories from fox news about gays without verifying anything.

    But this trash? Why is it here? It’s mean, pointless, and has no relevance.

  10. Chlorogoth says

    It’s disappointing Towleroad puts this trash up. I was already irritated you put the story of the Queen supporting gay rights up without vetting it. I mean, the story came form the daily mail, which is exactly like towleroad publishing stories from fox news about gays without verifying anything.

    But this trash? Why is it here? It’s mean, pointless, and has no relevance.

  11. Thomas Cardellino says

    Very lame “reporting” there, Towleroad. Were I the guy with the pickup truck (something I have never or would never own, just fyi) when the teeny wiener Porsche guy so physically out-of-the-blue aggressively approached me, I would have laid him low with as many punches to his pressure points as to render him ABSOLUTELY immobile. What was your point, Andy, since you and not one of your weekend surrogates authored this? Major miss on all the reasons why I return to check out your website as decreasingly often as I do.

  12. Thomas Cardellino says

    Your title should have read “Abused Dude Gets Harassed Without Warning by Stranger in a Public Space for Doing Absolutely Nothing Wrong” which I wish were followed up by “Overcompensating & Physically Aggressive Penis Size Obsessed Porsche Owner Gets Nullified by Innocent Man Who Most Likely Only Wanted to See the Ostentatious Beauty of a Porsche a Little Closer.”
    As you, Andy, and your associated editors might read from the main gist of reactions, you are the a**holes who aligned yourself with the true aggressor here who only by cowardly fleeing saved him from a provoked man’s righteous revenge! The sign was bad enough, but covered by free speech. The Porsche guy’s subsequent aggressive actions and “fighting words” were nothing more than mere provocation aimed at someone with more self-respect and spine than the scurrying truly little wiener (and tiny balls, if any) cowardly guy who wasted so much of his life with only this result? Andy, dude, I’m thinking that this comes as close as a reason as any other for you to apologize to your readership. Of course, however, you’ll never let this comment stay on your website, just like you have so often removed those commenters’ opinions audacious enough to point out your gaffes. Nonetheless, we all copy them before posting and then repost them to your competitors’ websites when possible whenever you subsequently delete them for being too insensitive to you delicate persona.

  13. Thomas Cardellino says

    Dear CVP,
    Why? Simply stated, why? When a self-described website with homosexual tendencies commits itself to a self-evident s**thead like this Porsche owner whose hormonally misplaced bravado entraps and thereby victimizes an unsuspecting random American who is innocent of any offense to any human being, shouldn’t any oppressed member of a minority call a spade a spade? In empathy for those millions of LGBT folks who are way too often “targeted” for offenses they did not commit, I have chosen to speak out against entrapment and the easy victimization of random folks who are chosen not due to any action they committed, but merely because some third entity thought it would “amuse” others as to how the victimized party attempts to defend and redeem himself!

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