Because their hunky truck drivers know where the milk showers are (wait for it):
Because the strawberries are gathered by happy, shiny, shirtless workers:
Who are sometimes shy and modest (see the guy on the left):
Because their cows love piano music:
Especially when it's accompanied by an outdoor shower scene with a bunny:
Because their milk is sweetened over the bodies of babe truck drivers:
Quickly, men, quickly:
It's time to dive in to the juicy red hole.
Followed by a group bath in chocolate?
Hey, at least we're all together:
Mmm, now that's a fantasy:
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And the FINAL masterpiece: