The Greatest Shirtless Popsicle Ad of All Time: VIDEO

Because their hunky truck drivers know where the milk showers are (wait for it):

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Because, surprise:

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Because the strawberries are gathered by happy, shiny, shirtless workers:

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Who are sometimes shy and modest (see the guy on the left):

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Because their cows love piano music:

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Especially when it's accompanied by an outdoor shower scene with a bunny:

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Because their milk is sweetened over the bodies of babe truck drivers:

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Quickly, men, quickly:

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It's time to dive in to the juicy red hole.

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Followed by a group bath in chocolate?

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Hey, at least we're all together:

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Mmm, now that's a fantasy:

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And the FINAL masterpiece:

Comments

  1. will says

    I don’t understand all this hoopla & eroticism expressed over a commercial. We have gay porn now. Go watch free gay porn if you guys want to see naked men.

  2. throwslikeagirl says

    Hey Will, while I take my quarter and go and buy a Mroz popsicle, why don’t you take one of yours and buy a clue and a sense of humor?

  3. jamal49 says

    Yeah, yeah. Hot and all that.

    But, what’s with this sidebar that now keeps jutting in whenever I go from page to page on Towleroad? How does one stop that?

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