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Stephen Colbert Wants the Rainbow Back for His Terror Alerts: VIDEO


Last night, Stephen Colbert said media confusion about the extent and severity of the recent terror threats is bewildering him:

"Without any details, I'm not even sure how panicked I'm supposed to be. At least during the Bush years I could look at this helpful chart and know that my sphincter tightness was orange. But even that's gone now because Obama gave all those colors to the gays for their rainbow."


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  1. Colbert had an exceptionally funny show last night. I thought this bit was hilarious.

    If anyone saw Lohan sit in for Chelsea Handler...the panel "debate" about vodka and the Olympics...I can't believe I'm saying this...was offensive.

    I'm not typically a "rant-er", but I'm tired of being described as "The Gays". I can't articulate's just...*shudders*

    Posted by: skincub | Aug 6, 2013 9:01:02 AM

  2. The embassy alert was a bit much since obviously the terror plot would be called off. You'd have to be on constant alert.

    Posted by: anon | Aug 6, 2013 12:06:08 PM

  3. "Obama gave all those colors to the gays for their rainbow". What a funny line. The Colbert Report and The Daily Show have some awesome writers.

    Posted by: andrew | Aug 6, 2013 2:03:24 PM

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