1. Nick says

    Whatever muscles Patricia has was gained by lifting the sacks of diamonds and gemstones he brought back from the African continent in exchange for the poor work of fiction he distributed in the name of conversion.

    Got get those gems off the plane as soon as they return from the continent!!!!

  2. anon says

    It’s possible that his trainer is lying to him, or he does not understand how the weight machine works. More likely is that he’s trying to demonstrate that his piety results in better health and fitness. In his mind it’s one of many white lies to help build up his flock.

  3. jamal49 says

    So, uh, Pat? I just had a word of knowledge from, you know, God, and, um, he says that on your next show he wants you to show everybody how you do 30 reps of 1,000 lbs. with your legs. God says he’ll banish all gays to hell if you do.

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