Because if there is one of Jesus' lessons that has gone woefully unaddressed, it is His message of the holy virtues of capitalism. Just in time for Christmas, Mark Fiore brings us a video of Jesus Rebranded. Press the Messiah's sacred heart and hear words of divine inspiration such as:
Capitalism is the reason for the season!
You can serve both God and money. Go forth and profit!
Go, sell your possessions, and use the money to . . . start a growing, profitable business! Come, follow me.
Check it out, AFTER THE JUMP...