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Lesbian Requests Stoning At Harlem Church with 'Jesus Would Stone Homos' Sign: VIDEO


Intrigued by the Harlem church billboard that said, “Jesus would stone homos… stoning is still the law,” openly lesbian Facebooker Jennifer Louise Lopez went to the church to get her stone on and took video of her visit.

Sadly, the man who answered the door had no stones and said that the gentleman who usually does stonings would not be in until tomorrow. Luckily, Ms. Lopez seems open to returning later so that she may receive her due death at the hands of Jesus’ righteous warriors.

Watch the video, below:

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  1. But, she misinterpreted the sign. It clearly says that Jesus would stone her, not local church officials.

    Posted by: anon | Mar 20, 2014 8:14:07 PM

  2. Just as a tangent... since these type of xians are all about the "law".... women can and should be stoned for a litany of things related to them menstruating. Seriously. God mentions the homo like once but he goes on and on about the menses

    Posted by: Homo Genius | Mar 20, 2014 8:14:19 PM

  3. Had this sign been seen in the South, there'd be all sorts of South bashing going on here. Anti-gay stories from "The City" are becoming all too frequent here. WTF is going on???

    Posted by: MIke | Mar 20, 2014 8:31:01 PM

  4. @ Anon (typical, isn't it? No stones, also, apparently.) Boy, and I do mean "boy," that church doesn't know "Jesus" AT ALL, in other words, why would a man who was clearly homosexual attack his own people? #clueless

    Posted by: Sean Maloney | Mar 20, 2014 8:38:00 PM

  5. This whole thing is pretty warped.

    Also, 'the guy who USUALLY does the stonings' ???

    Posted by: Surreality | Mar 20, 2014 8:38:37 PM

  6. love this woman and hope she keeps going. religious intolerance, hatred, and stupidity, know no geographic boundaries.

    call them out whenver you can

    Posted by: some yank in Rio | Mar 20, 2014 8:45:10 PM

  7. And the guy in a scarf and white glasses is definitely straight as a curve....

    Posted by: robroy | Mar 20, 2014 8:51:59 PM

  8. Matthew 5:19 "Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven." http://bit.ly/SKx1y6

    Romans 3:23 "(F)orALL have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." http://bit.ly/QHnD8a [Now read the rest of that paragraph, beginning with v. 21, about how we're made righteous through Christ's sacrifice & not by the law!]

    Posted by: Tim P. | Mar 20, 2014 9:31:21 PM

  9. TIM, are you still saying that our homosexuality is still a sin or not?

    Posted by: Nikko | Mar 20, 2014 10:29:28 PM

  10. I thought it was Thor and lightning and thunderbolts?? But not for gay, just random if you are at the wrong place and wrong time.

    Or was that Zeus? Neither liked their dad. I think the passage was Jesus will GET you stoned.

    Posted by: Steve Talbert | Mar 20, 2014 10:56:21 PM

  11. Everybody must get stoned!

    Posted by: jcloud | Mar 20, 2014 11:09:06 PM

  12. Typical Liberal drama queen.

    Posted by: Litper | Mar 20, 2014 11:37:43 PM

  13. Typical Liberal drama queen.

    Posted by: Uffda | Mar 20, 2014 11:37:49 PM

  14. This racously nervy and briliantly confrontational. I admire it. I think I'll go in for my burning at the stake.

    Posted by: UFFDA | Mar 21, 2014 1:03:54 AM

  15. Did the dude at the door have two different materials in his clothing? Was he lying about the "Stoner" being there the following day? If yes to either, isn't that reason to stone him too? And the sign actually has the color red in it, that is the devil's color, red should never be used, it is evil

    Posted by: Corey Mondello | Mar 21, 2014 6:03:15 AM

  16. "Typical Liberal drama queen. "

    Who has 10X the spine you do.

    Posted by: EchtKultig | Mar 21, 2014 9:49:35 AM

  17. Amazing.

    Posted by: mike128 | Mar 21, 2014 10:27:18 AM

  18. He sounds stoned already.

    Posted by: anon | Mar 21, 2014 1:51:09 PM

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