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  1. Kevin K. says

    Meh. Why would it be “the most awkward superhero film of all-time”? Only if you’d never seen a gay guy before in your life… Also, those French accents were just too distracting.

  2. kevin says

    It had to be two straight guys. Notice that they didn’t kiss? It could have been so much more in my opinion.

  3. anon says

    Superman is an alien who can’t have sex with humans without giving up his super powers. Why? No one knows. However, it would be an interspecies romance. And, we can’t be certain how the sexes on Krypton work everything out anyway.

  4. Lymis says

    “Superman is an alien who can’t have sex with humans without giving up his super powers. Why? No one knows.”

    Have you read “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex,” by Larry Niven?
    http://www.rawbw.com/%7Esvw/superman.html

    Important quote:
    “Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles.

    Superman would literally crush LL’s body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.”

    I suspect that would happen to fully human Bruce Wayne, too.