Check out our weekly guide to make sure you're catching the big premieres, crucial episodes and the stuff you won't admit you watch when no one's looking.
— Who doesn't love a wicked diva throwdown? After a season that brought characters from Wonderland and Oz to ABC's Once Upon A Time, there's no telling where the show's heading next. Get some insight into what's in store for next season of the fairy tale story on Sunday's season finale, 8 p.m. Eastern on ABC.
More picks and clips, including the finales of two female-fronted comedies and the return of two series from beloved male stand-ups, AFTER THE JUMP ...
— If you were looking for a reason to keep watching ABC's Dancing With the Stars now that NeNe Leakes is gone, tune in tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern to see Dance Moms star (and unconfirmed sea witch) Abby Lee Miller serve as guest judge.
— Even sad-sacks have something to rejoice about this week when two of funniest miserable men return to television. Tonight, Louis C.K.'s Louie returns at 10 p.m. Eastern on FX, while Marc Maron's Maron has its second season premiere Thursday at 10 p.m. Eastern on IFC.
— After the third season finale of New Girl tomorrow at 9 p.m. Eastern, say goodbye to the sophomore season The Mindy Project on Fox. On tomorrow's episode of Mindy, the titular Dr. Lahiri finds potential romance in a newspaper Missed Connections column.
— The last time Charlize Theron hosted Saturday Night Live, it was the early-aughts (as if the choker and flared pants in the clip above weren't indication enough). She's back this Saturday at 11:30 p.m. on NBC with musical guest the Black Keys.