Rick Santorum To March For Marriage With NOM

Brian Brown

It looks like Senator Rick "man-on-dog" Santorum is finally breaking his recent silence on gay marriage issues. Instead of borking up an interview on Fox News, Frothy Mix is instead having the National Organization for Marriage's Brian Brown post an announcement to NOM's blog lauding his participation in NOM's upcoming "March for Marriage" on June 19th in D.C. From Brown's open letter:

Rick SantorumI'm thrilled to announce that my good friend and stalwart marriage, family, and life champion, presidential candidate and former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum will be speaking at this year's March for Marriage on June 19th.

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Senator Santorum is a huge addition to our already incredible speaker list that includes Governor Mike Huckabee, Archbishop Salvatore Cordielone [sic], New York State Senator Rev. Rubin Diaz [OMGSIC], and the Heritage Foundation's Jennifer Marshall and Ryan T. Anderson, among many others.

Santorum, Huckabee, Cordileone, Diaz, Marshall, Anderson..this should be quite the clown car on display, and no doubt unintentional hilarity will ensue.

Comments

  1. HadenoughBS says

    “Onward, marching NOMbies, marching as to war, with the banner of bigotry going on before…”

    It seems the “losing anti-marriage equality coalition” has yet to accept their fate from the courts and the court of public opinion. They’ve lost, they’re losing, and they’ll continue to lose.

    So, in the meantime, they beg to be sent lots and lots and lots of money to continue the losing fight.

  2. JackFknTwist says

    Are they marching for constitutional marriage as defined by an increasing number of federal courts ?

    Or is this a religious only-need-apply march ?

  3. ChrIslam says

    They both appear to be gluttonous sinners to me. Seems like they should be looking into their own glass houses before casting stones out of it.

  4. David in the O.C. says

    Oh, goodie! We’ll all get to learn that a paper towel isn’t a napkin. Therefore gays shouldn’t be able to marry. With iron clad logic like that, it’s a wonder why these brainiacs keep losing over and over again.

  5. simon says

    How about staging an anti-protest at the same spot? It is kind of gay pride with drags queens invited to taunt them. There must be no problem they can invite heavyweight politicians like governors and incumbent congressmen, congress-women and senators.

  6. simon says

    Since the NOM march is modeled after the French “protest for all”. How about getting the nude feminists to piss on their party. They must be happy to see nude women there.

  7. pete n sfo says

    Seriously, why do we have to continue to be polite about the Katholic Kulture Klub wanting to run our lives and willing to devote huge cash to bigotry & political meddling?

    Why doesn’t society as a whole just call a spade a spade?

  8. Lymis says

    Rick Santorum is clearly trying to play from the George Wallace playbook. I don’t think he realizes how much this is going to haunt him in the future.

  9. anon says

    It’s likely they are paying politicians to show up and march. If the turn-out is light then their funding will drop even more than it already has.

  10. says

    Says Santorum, “Look, I have 8 children, and my political career is almost over. I can’t afford to send them all to college, if my gay kids will at least kill themselves, I’ll save a decent amount of coin. So that’s what I’m hoping will happen.”

  11. Frothy McAnos says

    Please note: Brian Brown can’t correctly spell your name if you’re a minority or an ethnic type, but he wants your bigoted support all the same!

  12. Jere says

    He forgot to mention that Anal Froth and his wife slept in bed with their still born baby AND made his other little kids hold and touch the dead baby. Yeah that’s being a great stalwart for marriage, family, life champion and presidential candidate AND NOT AT ALL CREEPY! Hopefully he has enough money put aside for his kids’ psychiatrist bills.

  13. john patrick says

    If Santorum is a “huge addition,” that says volumes about how “impressive” the slate of bigots is for the march and rally.

  14. Bill says

    (Someone else with the same name posted above).

    Santorum is doing Brian Brown a big favor if Brown feels compelled to walk along with Rick – Brown obviously needs the exercise and a short walk would at least be a start.

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